1/2a canadian humor
03-19-2003, 01:18 AM
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ok actually this was an email I got ,,,only for a laugh 
The Good News:
Canada has decided to help the US in the war on terrorism. They
have pledged 2 battleships, 6000 troops, and 10 fighter jets.
The Bad News:
With the current exchange rate that comes out to 2 canoes, a
Mountie and a couple of flying squirrels.
The Good News:
Canada has decided to help the US in the war on terrorism. They
have pledged 2 battleships, 6000 troops, and 10 fighter jets.
The Bad News:
With the current exchange rate that comes out to 2 canoes, a
Mountie and a couple of flying squirrels.
04-08-2003, 11:15 AM
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well good to see our friends north of the border have a good sense of humor,,maybe its the lager eh?
ok being a southerner I'll throw ya a bone... whats the last 4 words a redneck says just before he dies?..hint:
(see the bottom line of any of the lonerangers posts)
ok being a southerner I'll throw ya a bone... whats the last 4 words a redneck says just before he dies?..hint:
(see the bottom line of any of the lonerangers posts)
04-08-2003, 05:06 PM
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Just checked with our Department of National Defense to verify and I was told that one of the canoes has a hole in it, the Mountie's horse came up lame and the squirrels died from starvation due to budget cutbacks.
04-09-2003, 03:39 AM
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Sorry but we never, under any circumstances say "y'all"....
The proper phase would be "I say chaps, have you ever seen anyone do this?".
Obviously our writers get paid by the word....
The proper phase would be "I say chaps, have you ever seen anyone do this?".
Obviously our writers get paid by the word....
04-09-2003, 04:06 AM
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Bruce:
The proper phase would NOT be "I say chaps, have you ever seen anyone do this?"
The correct phrase is "I say chaps, I am going to attempt a feat never before seen by human eyes, which not only will astound you, it will also fill your hearts with envy and inspire your attempts to go it one better!"
My writers also get paid by the word....
Haw.
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The proper phase would NOT be "I say chaps, have you ever seen anyone do this?"
The correct phrase is "I say chaps, I am going to attempt a feat never before seen by human eyes, which not only will astound you, it will also fill your hearts with envy and inspire your attempts to go it one better!"
My writers also get paid by the word....
Haw.
Bill.
04-09-2003, 07:47 AM
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Bruce:
I figured it would tickle your funnybone, and besides, my writer got paid for 29 words compared to your writer's measly 10.
Haw.
Good to hear from you.
Bill.
I figured it would tickle your funnybone, and besides, my writer got paid for 29 words compared to your writer's measly 10.
Haw.
Good to hear from you.
Bill.
