Oh my.. that made me smirk! LoL... At first I thought it was cologne that smelled like diesel fuel.. (I know a few guys that might wear it if it indeed smelled like diesel fuel) I was wrong! haha.. Good one, iskandar!
On a day I dont work until the cows come home, I might throw a spritz of "Cool Water for Him" in the fuel tank and give 'er a go..