RE: Complete Noob Needs Help!
It would take months on the internet to explain everything about RC Planes. Sorry, but if you expect someone to do all the research for you so in one magical swoop so you become a great pilot, It's not going to happen. This is a difficult hobby to learn and even after 20 years, I still read almost every post here in order to keep learning. There is no lazy man's way around it, you have to work.
As usual, join a club.