Originally Posted by
Stickslammer
Question: How many Canucks does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: Two, one to make the Martinis and one to call the electrician.
As long as they spend their vacation/tourist money in the U.S., boosting our economy and increasing my portfolio, I don't care what they drink or how they change a light bulb. They can screw it in and out of each others butt for all I care. But it would be nice if they simply sent their money down here and then stayed up north.
But when did they ever advance to Martinis? I thought beer was the national sedative.