You might be addicted to model airplanes if.....
 

Remember you might be a redneck .......?I thought this might be a fun thread to start,so I will start it off and lets see how it goes
You might be addicted to model airplanes if:
You keep money hidden in your wallet and call it the airplane fund
You consider flying your park flyer in your front yard "Taking the edge off"
You named one of your children "Cessna"



Lets see what you all can add!

You might be addicted to model airplanes if.....
 

If your car is packed full of all your flying stuff all the time just in case of those times you have a few extra minutes to put a flight in ....

You might be addicted to model airplanes if.....
 

If you have installed runway lights on either side of your driveway....

You might be addicted to model airplanes if.....
 

If you use your empty fuel jugs as lamp fixtures in the house just because the colored water looks so nifty through the white plastic....

You might be addicted to model airplanes if.....
 

If you're on RC Universe so much you can be the fourth post on a thread like this....

You might be addicted to model airplanes if.....
 

If you heat your home with the fire place by using all the broken props from the season before.....

You might be addicted to model airplanes if.....
 

you can't undestand why the LHS isn't open at 3 a.m. Sunday morning, so you buy it! :D

You might be addicted to model airplanes if.....
 

good one RWH! <G>

You might be addicted to model airplanes if.....
 

If you mount the remains of your last crash on the hood of your car like a trophy dear.....

You might be addicted to model airplanes if.....
 

If your UPS guy knows you by first name......

You might be addicted to model airplanes if.....
 

When you secretly start reffering to your family as the:

THE "ANTI-AIR SQUADRON" :D

You might be addicted to model airplanes if.....
 

You type with just your thumbs or with thumbs and forefingers.

addicted to rc
 

In determining proper CG on the mini-van, you make the kids sit on milk crates just aft of the bench seat

You might be addicted to model airplanes if.....
 

you have to hide your planes in the office, so your wife doesn't know how many you have or bought.

You might be addicted to model airplanes if.....
 

Before you hit the on-ramp to the interstate you yell, "TAKIN' OFF!"

You might be addicted to model airplanes if.....
 

when...you try to use monokote instead of wallpaper to decorate your bedroom. :D

You might be addicted to model airplanes if.....
 

when you try to charge up the battery on your car everytime you come back from a trip.

You may be addicted to model airplanes if.......
 

When every household purchase you make, you have a tendency to relate it's value in how many planes/ RC stuff you could buy! :) :D

....New kitchen dinette set. $588
>>>>hhhhhmmmmm $588 would be enough for all but the throttle and choke servo in my new cap.

.....Phone bill $94
>>>>>hhhhmmmmm $94 would cover the HD servo arms and titanium push rods.

(The saddest part is the above examples are true and just what I was thinking when shopping for the dinette and seeing the phone bill...........I need help)

.........Mark

You might be addicted to model airplanes if.....
 

If you are sitting in a meeting at work when you realize that your thumbs and fore fingers are unconciously "working the sticks". :p

You might be addicted to model airplanes if.....
 

If you are sitting in a meeting at work when you realize that your thumbs and fore fingers are CONCIOUSLY "working the sticks". :D

You might be addicted to model airplanes if.....
 

When you have to be bribed into buying baby furniture for your child. Example: Hon, If I let you buy that new crib, then you will let me get that new Saito 72!?

When you have....
 

a computer in your office all set up with G2 on it.....you shut the door often with a "meeting" sign on it.......

Pug

You might be addicted to model airplanes if.....
 

Your boss has to send you PM on RCU to tell you to get back to work

You might be addicted to model airplanes if.....
 

If you see of your wife wearing a sexy nightie ironing clothes and your first thought is of the monokote job you need to finish

You might be addicted to model airplanes if.....
 

If on a rainy weekend you spend a few hours to clean your planes and practicing with the flight simulator