RE: What does everybody do for a living??
I'm an Electrical Engineer, working for Verizon in a test lab testing the broadband service equipment for services (DSL & FiOS) we deliver to customers. Basically a QA Test engineer. Not the most galmorous job, but we get to play with new toys, watch TV (yeah Jerry Springer, court shows, Rachel Ray ...) all day, play XBox, Playstation, and Wii a lot as well as pratically live on YouTube. So basically we get to do all of the things related to the Internet so that we can make sure it works for you guys.
One of my favorite signs in the lab says:
WARNING
Explicit or objectionable video content may be displayed in this work area
-Jorden