Why airplanes are better than women! (very funny)
11-27-2002, 12:44 PM
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Why airplanes are better than women! (very funny)
Would love to take credit for this myself--but can't--Thanks to Thomas
Why airplanes are easier to live with than women
Airplanes usually kill you quickly, a woman takes her time.
Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch.
Airplanes don't get mad if you do a "touch and go".
Airplanes don't object to a pre-flight inspection.
Airplanes come with manuals to explain their operation.
Airplanes have strict weight and balance limitations.
Airplanes can be flown any time of the month.
Airplanes don't come with in-laws.
Airplanes don't care about how many other airplanes you've flown
before.
Airplanes and pilots both arrive at the same time.
Airplanes don't mind if you look at other airplanes.
Airplanes don't mind if you buy airplane magazines.
Airplanes expect to be tied down.
Airplanes don't comment on your piloting skills.
Airplanes don't whine unless something is really wrong.
However, when airplanes go quiet, just like women, it's usually not
good.
Why airplanes are easier to live with than women
Airplanes usually kill you quickly, a woman takes her time.
Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch.
Airplanes don't get mad if you do a "touch and go".
Airplanes don't object to a pre-flight inspection.
Airplanes come with manuals to explain their operation.
Airplanes have strict weight and balance limitations.
Airplanes can be flown any time of the month.
Airplanes don't come with in-laws.
Airplanes don't care about how many other airplanes you've flown
before.
Airplanes and pilots both arrive at the same time.
Airplanes don't mind if you look at other airplanes.
Airplanes don't mind if you buy airplane magazines.
Airplanes expect to be tied down.
Airplanes don't comment on your piloting skills.
Airplanes don't whine unless something is really wrong.
However, when airplanes go quiet, just like women, it's usually not
good.
11-27-2002, 04:28 PM
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You guys are gonna get me in trouble!!
The only reason I'm allowed to spend as much money as I do on this hobby is because she believes it keeps my mind engaged on, ahem, whomesome topics.
I LOVE my WIFE- yes, dearly... I wouldn't trade her for anythi- wait, does that Sukuoi come with the engine?
The only reason I'm allowed to spend as much money as I do on this hobby is because she believes it keeps my mind engaged on, ahem, whomesome topics.
I LOVE my WIFE- yes, dearly... I wouldn't trade her for anythi- wait, does that Sukuoi come with the engine?
11-27-2002, 04:59 PM
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Why airplanes are better than women! (very funny)
Originally posted by mulligan
You guys are gonna get me in trouble!!
<snip>
I LOVE my WIFE- yes, dearly... I wouldn't trade her for anythi- wait, does that Sukuoi come with the engine?
You guys are gonna get me in trouble!!
<snip>
I LOVE my WIFE- yes, dearly... I wouldn't trade her for anythi- wait, does that Sukuoi come with the engine?
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Originally posted by digger.10
Yeah, but everytime I try to sleep with my planes I wake up with balsa splinters in the WORST places... 
Yeah, but everytime I try to sleep with my planes I wake up with balsa splinters in the WORST places...
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You and your buddies can have a quick go with each others planes, and you can always lend each other planes, while the main one isn't functioning! 
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Jimbo,
You will find that women run out of what keeps them flying also. Then, like airplanes they become just dead weight dragging you down with them.
Dave
You will find that women run out of what keeps them flying also. Then, like airplanes they become just dead weight dragging you down with them.
Dave
12-05-2002, 05:05 AM
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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!! ah man to good...
one more thing to add
Airplanes, no matter how hard you fly them, never complain
one more thing to add
Airplanes, no matter how hard you fly them, never complain
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YEAH...AND IF YOU COULD KEEP IT UP AS LONG AS YOU DO YOUR AIRPLANE...YOU'D NEVER BE AT THE FIELD...MAN...TO THINK CHICKS PUT UP WITH US RETARDS...
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An accident with your plane is painfull, but usually repairable. An accident with your wife is pleasurable, but unrepairable. Your stuck with the kids forever after. hehehe