Cyclic Hardover

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The Term "Professional or Commercial" is your getting paid. Doesn't mean your any good at it, just getting money for doing it.

vicman

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Don't eat yellow snow.

gboulton

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The difference between professionals and very good ameteurs is this:

The best ameteurs do it over and over again until they get it right.

The professional does it over and over again until he can't get it wrong.

Kwigen

When you come to a fork in the road, take it.

Stickbuilder

The difference between a doctor and a mechanic is that the doctor gets to bury his screw-ups, the mechanic has to live with his.

FOD MAN

Steer clear of women who wear large underwear.......

Rebellion

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Arrogance and ignorance are often indistinguishable.

Robotech

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The difference between a doctor and God is that God doesn't think he's a doctor.

Grampaw

What started all this anyway?

bentgear

In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth. And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep.

Ed M.

Epoxy Moxy

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Man who F-rts in chucrh sits in his own pew.

MinnFlyer

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And on the 7th day, He rested.

Then he created Woman... And neither God nor Man has rested since!

Tommygun

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Turns out that one fits nicely in the tip line on a restaurant reciept if you ever get bad service....just get the h#@l out of there before they see it.

acobra

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Beside the above referance to mechanics and doctors there's this: The real differance between a mechanic and a doctor is that the mechanic washes his hands BEFORE he goes to the bathroom.
(30+ year mechanic)

Throttle

The difference between professionals and ameteurs, professionals know how to cover up their mistakes.

76.ta

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Nobody's perfect, I'm a nobody, therefore I'm perfect!

khodges

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I'd rather have a bottle in front 'a me, than a frontal lobotomy. (although after a few hits, you probably couldn't tell the difference)

Stickbuilder

Here's one from Brother Dave Gardner (that tells my age)
"No matter what you think, don't you ever, unless you will".

Epoxy Moxy

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One should never allow their alligator mouth to override their canary A--

Kwigen

A crowded elevator smells different to a short person.

Strawhat Mike

And he say, "Hey Brutus, let's do sumtin or other to Caesar"

And Brutus, he say, "Why?"

And Cassius, he say, "Cuz I say so."

And Brutus, he say, "Well...er...ah.... say so!"

And he say

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"So."

Ah, those were the days.

MajorTomski

And in the same vein

How many of them did you eat?

I et two Brutus!

AQ500

Then there is the all mighty term:

***Semi-proffesional***

What in the world are you trying to tell the world when you say semi-proffesional?
How are you semi-proffesional in something?
Is it a step between ametuer and proffesional?
Is it that you are good at something, but not good enough to be paid? Is that what it is?

Just for fun

crownvic

Dont let your meatloaf

Mike Bogh

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The difference between arrogance and confidence is humility