Ode To Savage
08-29-2006, 08:58 PM
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Ode To Savage
This is my 777th post, so I figure I would do something special (although stupid). I have composed the following poem in a homage to Savage!
Oh how I love Savage! Let me count the ways:
1: For countless hours of fun, on and off the road.
2: For the way cool wheelies at the pull of the trigger.
3: When all else fails, I have a Savage to come back to and play with!
4: For the long hours at work I wish I were at home running a Savage!
5: For the sick air Savages catch!
6: For the countless laughs in running into parked cars, trees, and dumpsters!
7: For the ultimate fun in bashing and trashing the backyard and neighbors' yards!
8: For the fun in knocking over countless trashcans the night before trash days!
9: For the fun in running off the stray tom-cats that yeowl and howl and keep me up at night!
10: For chasing off the countless grackle crow-wanna-be birds that constantly deficate on my car!
11: For the way cool jumps over and off of the roof of my house!
12: For the fun in pestering the neighbors' pit-bull dogs (they have yet to catch you)!
13: For the fun in chasing the kids on their bikes down the street!
14: For the laughs for knocking over that boy who was trying to crush you while jumping on his pogo-stick!
Let us all revel and speak our joy of Savage! Post your praises to the almighty Savage truck here!
Oh how I love Savage! Let me count the ways:
1: For countless hours of fun, on and off the road.
2: For the way cool wheelies at the pull of the trigger.
3: When all else fails, I have a Savage to come back to and play with!
4: For the long hours at work I wish I were at home running a Savage!
5: For the sick air Savages catch!
6: For the countless laughs in running into parked cars, trees, and dumpsters!
7: For the ultimate fun in bashing and trashing the backyard and neighbors' yards!
8: For the fun in knocking over countless trashcans the night before trash days!
9: For the fun in running off the stray tom-cats that yeowl and howl and keep me up at night!
10: For chasing off the countless grackle crow-wanna-be birds that constantly deficate on my car!
11: For the way cool jumps over and off of the roof of my house!
12: For the fun in pestering the neighbors' pit-bull dogs (they have yet to catch you)!
13: For the fun in chasing the kids on their bikes down the street!
14: For the laughs for knocking over that boy who was trying to crush you while jumping on his pogo-stick!
Let us all revel and speak our joy of Savage! Post your praises to the almighty Savage truck here!
08-29-2006, 09:27 PM
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RE: Ode To Savage
15. for when your cousin's friend comes over to show off his new gas scooter and wants a drag race so you line up and give him a 3 second start without him asking you to and you smoke his arss and he tries to kick your truck and he falls off his scooter and rides away without a word. 
