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Why Airplanes Are Better Than Men - 8/5/2003 8:06:41 PM   
wiggles



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Status: offline 		Okay. One for the Ladies.

An Airplane will do what you tell it, straight away. You don't have to nag.

You can touch an Airplane and it will be happy and not demand to go further.

You can feed your Airplane as much alcohol as you like and it will stay sober.

If another Airplane is flying that is bigger than yours, yours won't try to prove it is better.

When your Airplane gets all saggy in the wrong spots, it won't complain when you try to make it look better.

Can't let the Guys have all the fun.
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Why Airplanes Are Better Than Men - 8/5/2003 8:15:33 PM   
Deadeye



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Airplanes will only fly, and not fix the stopped up sink in the bathroom.

Airplanes hang in the garage, while the man, outside the garage, bust his rear on the yard.

Airplanes cause splinters in bed.

All in good fun, Wiggles.

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Why Airplanes Are Better Than Men - 8/5/2003 8:18:37 PM   
mulligan



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Status: offline 		I predict this will be the quickest-to-die thread on RCU.

Kind of like a Republican standing up in front of a labor union and preaching the need to keep wages from increasing too rapidly.

- George

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Why Airplanes Are Better Than Men - 8/5/2003 8:41:18 PM   
wiggles



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Status: offline 		Ahh, But I fix the sink while talking to my plane and hubby slurps his beer.
My Airplanes are far more pleasing on the eye.
Been months since any work done on the yard, He suffer Tendinitis of the elbow
As for the splinters, tried it once and broke my plane .

It was written in fun and I got a bite.

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Why Airplanes Are Better Than Men - 8/5/2003 10:03:08 PM   
FLYBOY



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Status: offline 		Funny, bet you will get more bites. Some don't take the jokes well eh!

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Why Airplanes Are Better Than Men - 8/7/2003 5:34:20 AM   
Trombe


 

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Status: offline 		[QUOTE]Originally posted by FLYBOY
Funny, bet you will get more bites. Some don't take the jokes well eh! [/QUOTE]

Especally the Moderators (modifiers as someone once suggested)



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Why Airplanes Are Better Than Men - 8/7/2003 6:37:57 AM   
Geistware



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Status: offline 		Airplanes never cheat or lie.
Airplanes are always ready when you are.
Ariplanes always blow with authority
Airplanes loog good on the bottom or top.

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Why Airplanes Are Better Than Men - 8/7/2003 8:19:07 PM   
wojtek


 

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can you elabotate more on the "more splinters in bed" part ?? i dont understand can you do that with an airplane ?

has anyone ever tried ?



Wojtek

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Why Airplanes Are Better Than Men - 8/14/2003 2:19:13 AM   
nick.wright


 

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Status: offline 		nope, no "modifiers" here. I do find the original thread very funny since I have seen several "Why airplanes are better than women" threads. Bravo to wiggles on the originality. Everyone, please lets try and keep this one clean!!

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Why Airplanes Are Better Than Men - 8/15/2003 5:17:09 PM   
wiggles



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Status: offline 		I thought that the Ladies that cruise this site would jump at the chance to respond to the Other thread. Looks like I was wrong. Splinters are what happen when you forget what you put on your bed then jump in at Midnight without turning the lights on.

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Why Airplanes Are Better Than Men - 8/16/2003 12:07:34 AM   
hookedonrc



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Status: offline 		You forgot one:

With an airplane, when the skin sags, you can tighten it up with a heat gun.

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Why Airplanes Are Better Than Men - 8/16/2003 4:16:23 AM   
Fubar-One



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Status: offline 		[QUOTE]Originally posted by wiwanczyk
hey Deadeye,


can you elabotate more on the "more splinters in bed" part ?? i dont understand can you do that with an airplane ?

has anyone ever tried ?



Wojtek [/QUOTE]
I am guessing that this would be the one time you would NOT want a balanced prop.

Staying out of the whole bore vs stroke thread that is bound to follow.

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Why Airplanes Are Better Than Men - 8/20/2003 3:16:31 AM   
crashlessons


 

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Status: offline 		OK, I have some comments. I'm sure the moderator will hack it up so I'll make his job simple for him.

If you grab ahold of **************censored*********and then stick ************censored***** that usually **********censored*********unless you*********censored*****.

With a *******censored*********you can******censored**********but with a man *************censored********you can't.

Hahahahahaha!

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Why Airplanes Are Better Than Men - 8/28/2003 5:54:00 PM   
MANFRED



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Status: offline 		God that was funny!..... what did he say?

< Message edited by nick.wright -- Aug 28 2003 1:44PM >

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Why Airplanes Are Better Than Men - 8/28/2003 11:56:11 PM   
nick.wright


 

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Status: offline 		Gee crashlessons, you did make my job a little easier. Now, what were you trying to say?????????????????

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