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ORIGINAL: kevinthoele

One thing for sure, we know that that is the only day we know we are good to go. The bible states that no one will know the time. So go have a big day flying jets and celebrating the reason for the season. God Bless and have a great Christmas

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ORIGINAL: STKNRUD

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ORIGINAL: kevinthoele

One thing for sure, we know that that is the only day we know we are good to go. The bible states that no one will know the time. So go have a big day flying jets and celebrating the reason for the season. God Bless and have a great Christmas

I've been told that Texas is the Promised Land but I can't find it in my version of the Bible. I am thinking of moving there anyway. Maybe it's in the same zip code.

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ORIGINAL: kevinthoele

One thing for sure, we know that that is the only day we know we are good to go. The bible states that no one will know the time. So go have a big day flying jets and celebrating the reason for the season. God Bless and have a great Christmas

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ORIGINAL: zonker123

The Sky is FALLING!!! The Sky is FALLING!!!











Wait a minute!!!!!!









Its just Goose Dung!

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ORIGINAL: RC_MAN

Come to Canada, everything takes longer here. The world will end at least a week later.

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ORIGINAL: PaulD

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ORIGINAL: zonker123

The Sky is FALLING!!! The Sky is FALLING!!!











Wait a minute!!!!!!









Its just Goose Dung!

Thats's CANADIAN Gosse dung sir!

Cheers!

PaulD

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ORIGINAL: bcovish
God Bless Texas

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ORIGINAL: S_Ellzey

Ok guys, here is the real deal. The world is not really coming to an end; it’s only going to look that way.

The Mayan calendar can go on for 10’s of millions of years, what is happening Friday is the end of the 13 century so to speak. It’s not really a century, since a century is a 100 years, and this Mayan thing is nearly 400 of our years, and they don’t call it a century, cause that’s an English word and this would be in Mayan and after all century means 100, not nearly 400, so they call it something else, but I digress.

Here is the real problem – all the banking institutions went to the Mayan calendar a long time ago since it is better arraigned, 20 day to a month, not that they call it a month, again that’s an English word and I am sure that the Mayan’s had their own Mayan word for it, and then there are 18 of these not really months but something like them in a year, which isn’t really a year since it is only 360 days, but apparently the Mayans where ok with this.

The root of the upcoming apocalypse is that all the Mayan calendars are being made in China today and they did not understand the whole changing of the century thing, which really isn’t a century as we have discussed earlier, so all the calendars are still showing the 13th what every you want to call it come Saturday. So come Monday (the Mayans had no concept of a weekend, so since the end comes on a Friday you still get the weekend) when all the banks start wiring money all over the place it’s going to go to all the wrong dates! All the money will appear to have disappeared, panic will ensue, all your investments will cease to exist, your bank account will vanish, you will have to sell your jets for pennies on the dollar, and your women will leave you!

YOU ARE DOOMED I TELL YOU, DOOMED MAH-HA-HA (mildly maniacal laughter)

However some of us have carefully gone about creating bank accounts at the old dates, where all the money will show up, and just to make sure that we don’t miss out on a good deal we invested in a Philippine start up that know how to make a proper 14th century Mayan calendar, not that it is really the 14 century by the Mayan calendar since they have a total different word for it that means something like almost 400 years but not quite. So once that the banks finally figure out what’s up they will have no choice but buy our Mayan calendar, which we shall get a pretty penny for. We shall reap the whirl wind of profits (which the government is going to tax the c&&p out of) from our carefully laid out plans, buy up your jets for pocket change and have our way with your women!

MAH–HA-HA-HA-HA (loud maniacal laughter)

MAH–HA-HA-HA-HA (receding maniacal laughter)

MAH–HA-HA-HA-HA (faint maniacal laughter approaching the exit from the room)

MAH–HA-HA DHO! Who moved the coffee table!

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ORIGINAL: S_Ellzey

Ok guys, here is the real deal. The world is not really coming to an end; it’s only going to look that way.

The Mayan calendar can go on for 10’s of millions of years, what is happening Friday is the end of the 13 century so to speak. It’s not really a century, since a century is a 100 years, and this Mayan thing is nearly 400 of our years, and they don’t call it a century, cause that’s an English word and this would be in Mayan and after all century means 100, not nearly 400, so they call it something else, but I digress.

Here is the real problem – all the banking institutions went to the Mayan calendar a long time ago since it is better arraigned, 20 day to a month, not that they call it a month, again that’s an English word and I am sure that the Mayan’s had their own Mayan word for it, and then there are 18 of these not really months but something like them in a year, which isn’t really a year since it is only 360 days, but apparently the Mayans where ok with this.

The root of the upcoming apocalypse is that all the Mayan calendars are being made in China today and they did not understand the whole changing of the century thing, which really isn’t a century as we have discussed earlier, so all the calendars are still showing the 13th what every you want to call it come Saturday. So come Monday (the Mayans had no concept of a weekend, so since the end comes on a Friday you still get the weekend) when all the banks start wiring money all over the place it’s going to go to all the wrong dates! All the money will appear to have disappeared, panic will ensue, all your investments will cease to exist, your bank account will vanish, you will have to sell your jets for pennies on the dollar, and your women will leave you!

YOU ARE DOOMED I TELL YOU, DOOMED MAH-HA-HA (mildly maniacal laughter)

However some of us have carefully gone about creating bank accounts at the old dates, where all the money will show up, and just to make sure that we don’t miss out on a good deal we invested in a Philippine start up that know how to make a proper 14th century Mayan calendar, not that it is really the 14 century by the Mayan calendar since they have a total different word for it that means something like almost 400 years but not quite. So once that the banks finally figure out what’s up they will have no choice but buy our Mayan calendar, which we shall get a pretty penny for. We shall reap the whirl wind of profits (which the government is going to tax the c&&p out of) from our carefully laid out plans, buy up your jets for pocket change and have our way with your women!

MAH–HA-HA-HA-HA (loud maniacal laughter)

MAH–HA-HA-HA-HA (receding maniacal laughter)

MAH–HA-HA-HA-HA (faint maniacal laughter approaching the exit from the room)

MAH–HA-HA DHO! Who moved the coffee table!

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ORIGINAL: vega406

i not worry