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RE: Things you say after crashing - 5/30/2004 9:32 AM   
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RE: Things you say after crashing - 5/30/2004 9:55 PM   
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RE: Things you say after crashing - 6/2/2004 7:52 AM   
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RE: Things you say after crashing - 6/2/2004 8:39 AM   
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1. Dang! That jumpin' pine tree got another one...

2. &%$#^*&, Klingon disruptor ray!

3. Sun got in my eyes.

4. I got it! I got it! You take it! OOH you messed THAT one up!

5. Shoot; battery died and it went in at full throttle! Well, that's another $12 down the drain; gotta love those SPADs!

6. Batteries? We don' need no stinking batteries!

7. Hey, y'all hold my beer and watch this s*&t! No, wait, those are the last words BEFORE the crash!

8. Honey, you were right. We don't spend enough quality time together; let's take a weekend off and go to Corpus Christi. As long as we're there, what say we go to Rockport and I can go to Ben's R/C and visit with Jim while you go antique shopping... (worked for me )

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RE: Things you say after crashing - 6/2/2004 3:45 PM   
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RE: Things you say after crashing - 6/3/2004 5:21 AM   
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Status: offline 		When a kid asks why his plane crashed you tell him one day in a planes life it decides to go up or it decides to go down. Yours decided to go down.

That can be buffed out!

I am not happy my plane and my car window in the same day.

I wanted a reason to buy another one.

WOW! trainers don't roll that well. Now I know.

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RE: Things you say after crashing - 6/3/2004 6:47 AM   
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RE: Things you say after crashing - 6/3/2004 7:45 PM   
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I'm trying to help decrease our dependence on foriegn oil by drilling a new well.

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RE: Things you say after crashing - 6/3/2004 11:25 PM   
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Status: offline 		Great Plane Patriot...........inverted flight over the asphalt runway.................looses it................hits at an angle of about 30 degrees at 100mph +..............pieces all over the place........engine lands about 75 yards ahead..........tune pipe & header also broken.........spinner unrecognizable................wood all over the place..........strips of monokote flying and fluttering.......


"nah thats nothing......it can all be fixed......nah.....look at it...I have seen worse mishaps and all repairable.......the servo works...." then the pro goes into the analitical mode for 10 minutes.....

"oh come on Charley...you ain't seen nothing yet.....this is a piece of cake....all you need is a new landing gear, monokote, cement, engine mount, a few pieces of wood, canopy, carburetor...some links........and you are back in business"

Needless to say...it was never put back together again.

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RE: Things you say after crashing - 6/16/2004 12:11 PM   
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THINGS THAT GO UP MUST COME DOWN!



Pfft, more like "what goes up must crash"

"thank god those planes in the pits broke the fall of my trainer"

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RE: Things you say after crashing - 6/16/2004 12:18 PM   
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was that sposed to happen?

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RE: Things you say after crashing - 6/16/2004 2:27 PM   
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"Everyone, lets play a game, its called "Find the reciever battery""
"*While pointing at the new trainee who happend to be flying yards and yards away when it happend* Its all YOUR fault! You where WAY in my path of flight."
"Mm... I needed a new one anyway"
"....hey, this isnt my transmitter?!?"
"Damn those tectonic plates, why do they always shift when im landing?"
"Yeah, I got it. Stupid mole."
"Im gonna need a bigger bag.."
"You think waranty covers that?"
"They should put a sticker on the box "Warning, crashing may cause damage""
"The grass was longer the I expected..."

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RE: Things you say after crashing - 6/16/2004 8:27 PM   
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RE: Things you say after crashing - 6/17/2004 12:39 AM   
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RE: Things you say after crashing - 6/17/2004 1:20 AM   
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Status: offline 		Saturday morning was the first flight for a new 25 size Cap 232 3D ARF I bought at Joe Nall. At five feet off the runway, a sudden wind gust snapped the plane left. I couldn't react quickly enough, the left wing tip hit the ground and the plane cart-wheeled down the runway. All you could see was wing tip, tail, wingtip, spinner, wingtip, tail...... I didn't say anything, I couldn't stop laughing.

The damage is almost a clean break in the fuselage just behind the canopy at the former behind the wing mounting block. It shouldn't be too bad a repair. I just can't look at the fuselage, now in two pieces, without picturing the plane cart-wheeling and I just laugh.... The worst part is that the plane flew perfectly. It just needed a little more right thrust. Maybe I'll build it into the fuse when I repair it..... I can shift the tail pretty easily.

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RE: Things you say after crashing - 6/17/2004 2:12 AM   
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RE: Things you say after crashing - 6/17/2004 2:14 AM   
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RE: Things you say after crashing - 6/17/2004 2:15 AM   
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RE: Things you say after crashing - 6/17/2004 2:16 AM   
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RE: Things you say after crashing - 6/17/2004 2:17 AM   
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RE: Things you say after crashing - 6/17/2004 11:08 AM   
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RE: Things you say after crashing - 6/17/2004 9:42 PM   
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"But dad, the truck had 18 wheels!"



But only 6 axles, son.

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RE: Things you say after crashing - 6/18/2004 2:27 AM   
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RE: Things you say after crashing - 6/18/2004 2:37 AM   
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RE: Things you say after crashing - 6/18/2004 9:56 AM   
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