DLSmith2
Posts: 526
Joined: 8/25/2002 From: Nacogdoches,
TX, USA Status: offline
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Heard in East Texas: 1. Dang! That jumpin' pine tree got another one... 2. &%$#^*&, Klingon disruptor ray! 3. Sun got in my eyes. 4. I got it! I got it! You take it! OOH you messed THAT one up! 5. Shoot; battery died and it went in at full throttle! Well, that's another $12 down the drain; gotta love those SPADs! 6. Batteries? We don' need no stinking batteries! 7. Hey, y'all hold my beer and watch this s*&t! No, wait, those are the last words BEFORE the crash! 8. Honey, you were right. We don't spend enough quality time together; let's take a weekend off and go to Corpus Christi. As long as we're there, what say we go to Rockport and I can go to Ben's R/C and visit with Jim while you go antique shopping... (worked for me ) Blue skies, DL
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