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Please take a moment to fill out this survey - 10/12/2003 6:16:08 AM   
westridge



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From: Maple RidgeBC, CANADA
Status: offline 		Thank you for purchasing a McDonnell Douglas military aircraft. In order to protect your new investment, please take a few moments to fill out the warranty registration card below. Answering the survey questions is not required, but the information will help us to develop new products that best meet your needs and desires.

1. [_] Mr. [_] Mrs. [_] Ms. [_] Miss [_] Lt. [_] Gen. [_] Comrade [_] Classified [_] Other

Name: ...................................................
Password: .............................. (max 8 char)
Code Name: ......................................................
Latitude-Longitude-Altitude: ........... ........... ..........

2. Which model aircraft did you purchase?
[_] F-14 Tomcat [_] F-15 Eagle [_] F-16 Falcon [_] F-117A Stealth [_] Classified

3. Date of purchase (Year/Month/Day): 19....... / ....... / ......

4. Serial Number: .................................................

5. Please check where this product was purchased:
[_] Received as gift / aid package [_] Catalog showroom [_] Independent arms broker
[_] Mail order [_] Discount store [_] Government surplus [_] Classified

6. Please check how you became aware of the McDonnell Douglas product you have just purchased:
[_] Heard loud noise, looked up [_] Store display [_] Espionage [_] Recommended by friend / relative / ally
[_] Political lobbying by manufacturer [_] Was attacked by one

7. Please check the three (3) factors that most influenced your decision to purchase this McDonnell Douglas product:
[_] Style / appearance [_] Speed / maneuverability
[_] Price / value [_] Comfort / convenience
[_] Kickback / bribe [_] Recommended by salesperson
[_] McDonnell Douglas reputation[_] Advanced Weapons Systems
[_] Negative experience opposing one in combat
[_] Backroom politics

8. Please check the location(s) where this product will be used:
[_] North America [_] Central / South America
[_] Aircraft carrier [_] Europe
[_] Middle East [_] Africa
[_] Asia / Far East [_] Misc. Third World countries
[_] Classified

9. Please check the products that you currently own or intend to purchase in the near future:
[_] Color TV [_] VCR
[_] ICBM [_] Killer Satellite
[_] CD Player [_] Air-to-Air Missiles
[_] Space Shuttle [_] Home Computer
[_] Nuclear Weapon

10. How would you describe yourself or your organization? (Check all that apply
[_] Communist / Socialist [_] Terrorist
[_] Crazed [_] Neutral
[_] Democratic [_] Dictatorship
[_] Corrupt [_] Primitive / Tribal

11. How did you pay for your McDonnell Douglas product?
[_] Deficit spending [_] Cash
[_] Suitcases of cocaine [_] Oil revenues
[_] Personal check [_] Credit card
[_] Ransom money [_] Traveler's check

12. Your occupation:
[_] Homemaker [_] Sales / marketing
[_] Revolutionary [_] Clerical
[_] Mercenary [_] Tyrant
[_] Middle management [_] Eccentric billionaire
[_] Defense Minister / General [_] Retired
[_] Student

13. To help us understand our customers' lifestyles, please indicate the interests and activities in which you and your spouse enjoy participating on a regular basis:
[_] Golf [_] Boating / sailing
[_] Sabotage [_] Running / jogging
[_] Propaganda / disinformation[_] Destabilization / overthrow
[_] Default on loans [_] Gardening
[_] Crafts [_] Black market / smuggling
[_] Collectibles / collections [_] Watching sports on TV
[_] Wines [_] Interrogation / torture
[_] Household pets [_] Crushing rebellions
[_] Espionage / reconnaissance [_] Fashion clothing
[_] Border disputes [_] Mutually Assured Destruction

Thank you for taking the time to fill out this questionnaire. Your answers will be used in market studies that will help McDonnell Douglas serve you better in the future - as well as allowing you to receive mailings and special offers from other companies, governments, extremist groups, and mysterious consortia. Comments or suggestions about our fighter planes? Please write to: McDONNELL DOUGLAS CORPORATION, Marketing Department Military Aerospace Division, P.O. Box 800, St. Louis, MO

< Message edited by westridge -- 10/12/2003 9:21:11 PM >

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If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
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RE: Please take a moment to fill out this survey - 10/13/2003 6:29:14 PM   
J_R


 

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From: Corona, CA,
Status: offline 		westridge

Your missing the Rebate Form addressed to the "Fulfillment Center", requiring the register reciept.

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RE: Please take a moment to fill out this survey - 10/13/2003 7:14:41 PM   
westridge



Posts: 73
Joined: 9/24/2003
From: Maple RidgeBC, CANADA
Status: offline 		I will have to add that in.

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RE: Please take a moment to fill out this survey - 10/14/2003 10:12:33 PM   
BaronSchwab



Posts: 1323
Joined: 7/29/2003
From: Saint Paul, MN, USA
Status: offline 		Where is the warrenty info????? Like:

Gaurented in like new condition untill used.

In case of broken product send to the address below for repair/confiscation at our decision.

McDonnell Douglas Warrenty Dpt.
14 Tomcat Ave.
Basra, IRAQ


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Non esse sine aircraftus.

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RE: Please take a moment to fill out this survey - 10/19/2003 11:52:11 PM   
Ron Olson



Posts: 13208
Joined: 5/10/2002
From: Kalamazoo, MI, USA
Status: online 		I heard that this was actually done by a McDonnell-Douglas employee and management wasn't too happy about it. Some people have absolutely no sense of humor!

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Member, Southwest Michigan Model Boat Club.

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RE: Please take a moment to fill out this survey - 10/20/2003 12:36:47 AM   
westridge



Posts: 73
Joined: 9/24/2003
From: Maple RidgeBC, CANADA
Status: offline 		Yes it was true, the employee no longer works there

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If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

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RE: Please take a moment to fill out this survey - 10/21/2003 1:53:43 AM   
ttmr


 

Posts: 117
Joined: 7/7/2003
From: Cincinnati, OH, USA
Status: offline 		Thank you for purchasing a McDonnell Douglas military aircraft. In order to protect your new investment, please take a few moments to fill out the warranty registration card below. Answering the survey questions is not required, but the information will help us to develop new products that best meet your needs and desires.

1. [X] Mr. [_] Mrs. [_] Ms. [_] Miss [_] Lt. [_] Gen. [_] Comrade [_] Classified [_] Other

Name: Dan Lancaster....................................
Password: *******.................... (max 8 char)
Code Name: TTMR............................................
Latitude-Longitude-Altitude: Unknown..........

2. Which model aircraft did you purchase?
[X] F-14 Tomcat [X] F-15 Eagle [X] F-16 Falcon [X] F-117A Stealth [X] Classified

3. Date of purchase (Year/Month/Day20.02.. / ..10.. / ..09.

4. Serial Number: 111-357-9548-58429..................

5. Please check where this product was purchased:
[_] Received as gift / aid package [_] Catalog showroom [_] Independent arms broker
[_] Mail order [X] Discount store [_] Government surplus [_] Classified

6. Please check how you became aware of the McDonnell Douglas product you have just purchased:
[X] Heard loud noise, looked up [_] Store display [_] Espionage [_] Recommended by friend / relative / ally
[_] Political lobbying by manufacturer [_] Was attacked by one

7. Please check the three (3) factors that most influenced your decision to purchase this McDonnell Douglas product:
[X] Style / appearance [X] Speed / maneuverability
[_] Price / value [_] Comfort / convenience
[X] Kickback / bribe [_] Recommended by salesperson
[_] McDonnell Douglas reputation[_] Advanced Weapons Systems
[_] Negative experience opposing one in combat
[_] Backroom politics

8. Please check the location(s) where this product will be used:
[X] North America [X] Central / South America
[X] Aircraft carrier [X] Europe
[X] Middle East [X] Africa
[X] Asia / Far East [X] Misc. Third World countries
[_] Classified

9. Please check the products that you currently own or intend to purchase in the near future:
[X] Color TV [X] VCR
[X] ICBM [_] Killer Satellite
[X] CD Player [X] Air-to-Air Missiles
[X] Space Shuttle [X] Home Computer
[X] Nuclear Weapon

10. How would you describe yourself or your organization? (Check all that apply
[_] Communist / Socialist [_] Terrorist
[X] Crazed [X] Neutral
[_] Democratic [_] Dictatorship
[X] Corrupt [X] Primitive / Tribal

11. How did you pay for your McDonnell Douglas product?
[_] Deficit spending [_] Cash
[_] Suitcases of cocaine [_] Oil revenues
[_] Personal check [_] Credit card
[_] Ransom money [X] Traveler's check

12. Your occupation:
[_] Homemaker [_] Sales / marketing
[_] Revolutionary [_] Clerical
[_] Mercenary [_] Tyrant
[_] Middle management [_] Eccentric billionaire
[_] Defense Minister / General [_] Retired
[X] Student

13. To help us understand our customers' lifestyles, please indicate the interests and activities in which you and your spouse enjoy participating on a regular basis:
[_] Golf [_] Boating / sailing
[_] Sabotage [X] Running / jogging
[_] Propaganda / disinformation[_] Destabilization / overthrow
[_] Default on loans [_] Gardening
[_] Crafts [X] Black market / smuggling
[X] Collectibles / collections [X] Watching sports on TV
[_] Wines [_] Interrogation / torture
[X] Household pets [_] Crushing rebellions
[_] Espionage / reconnaissance [_] Fashion clothing
[_] Border disputes [_] Mutually Assured Destruction

Thank you for taking the time to fill out this questionnaire. Your answers will be used in market studies that will help McDonnell Douglas serve you better in the future - as well as allowing you to receive mailings and special offers from other companies, governments, extremist groups, and mysterious consortia. Comments or suggestions about our fighter planes? Please write to: McDONNELL DOUGLAS CORPORATION, Marketing Department Military Aerospace Division, P.O. Box 800, St. Louis, MO

< Message edited by ttmr -- 10/21/2003 1:58:50 AM >

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RE: Please take a moment to fill out this survey - 10/21/2003 2:02:09 AM   
Balsa Master



Posts: 1002
Joined: 10/7/2003
From: _,
Status: offline 		wow that was funny, i actualy fel outa my chair...

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