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Help Me Out please - 1/25/2003 2:25:33 AM   
hardlanding7



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Status: offline 		Does anyone remember an old post on the old rc online that was called "if microsoft made cars"? It was really funny, I have one that's called "if microsoft made pittspecials" but not one about cars. Does anyone have this that could post it?


PS: Microsoft no longer supports the color red, it's obsolete. It's been replaced by Red 2003, which is a slower printing and more bloated version of the old red, which you need to upgrade to as your old version of red is no longer supported. You'll need to run windows update and download it. Also, rumor has it that blue may be phased out as well.
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Help Me Out please - 1/25/2003 2:45:54 AM   
FHHuber



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Status: offline 		I remember the thread. It shows up periodicly. I think I can find it quicker on one of the other discussion sites. (It was posted there within the last couple of months) The joke also goes around in the e-mail joke groups about every 3 to 6 months. (Its a few years old now)

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Help Me Out please - 1/25/2003 5:13:30 AM   
IMBoring25



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Status: offline 		Is this what you're looking for?

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Help Me Out please - 1/25/2003 5:37:01 AM   
FHHuber



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Here's one version:
(from http://home.earthlink.net/~darrenv/_txt/cars.txt )

The Top Ten ways things would be different if Microsoft built
cars.

>1. A particular model year of car wouldn't be available until
AFTER that year,instead of before.

>2. Every time they repainted the lines on the road, you'd have to
buy a new car.

>3. Occasionally your car would just die for no reason, you'd have
to restart it. For some strange reason, you would just accept this.

>4. You could only have one person at a time in your car, unless you
bought a car '95 or a car NT, but then you'd have to buy more seats.

>5. Sun Motorsystems would make a car that was solar powered,
twice as reliable, 5 times as fast, but only ran on 5% of the roads.

>6. The oil, alternator, gas, engine warning lights would be
replaced with a single "General Car Fault" warning light.

>7. People would get excited about the "new" features in Microsoft
cars, forgetting completely that they had been available in other
brands for years.

>9. We'd all have to switch to Microsoft Gas (tm).

>10. New seats will force everyone to have the same size ass.


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Help Me Out please - 1/25/2003 10:28:39 PM   
IMBoring25



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Status: offline 		It was a good link when I posted it. Honest. I even tested it.

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Help Me Out please - 1/26/2003 1:27:15 AM   
FHHuber



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Status: offline 		works now.... maybe the site was down.

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