seanreit
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Joined: 4/17/2002
From: Cedar Park,
TX, USA
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Ok guys:
Along time ago (around 1978) I was sitting near this stupid little mountain with my girlfriend Yeti and we were so taken aback by the beauty of the trees that we decided to scratch our names in the a rock as sometimes snowmonsters do.
20 years later my love died, according to the news apparently the ozone layer opened up and fried her ass, all I found at the doorstep was a puddle.
As you might guess, my name is Reinhold, and I'm a snowmonster. I've been lonely over the years so I decided today I'd venture out to that place I fell in love with Yeti and ponder for a while and see if our names were still scratched into the rock from so many years ago.
It’s dangerous in these parts, so I never leave home with out my Snowbat. It’s a wonder of the world (or so the salemonster said) in that it’s made of snow, but very very hard!!
So as I’m walking along the area of the love rock, you wouldn’t believe what I see. A suicidal penguin, jumping off a mountain towards me!
Now normally, I’m not one to take out any frustrations on anyone. But I got to tell you I picked up my trusty snowbat and I hit that suicidal smelly **** so hard I heard a “whooo whoo whoo whoo” as he flew through the air. Just when I thought that little bird was toast, somehow he hit the ground just right, cause he bounced a couple of times, slowed to a stop, and the out of nowhere, he looks back at me condescendingly and holds up some sort of contest sign that had some numbers on it. I’m thinking that little **** is making fun of my swing, and just as I’m headed over there to cut his head off, that silly little, suicidal, beak faced **** showed up at the top of that mountain and took a dive at me again!
Certainly this little penguin screwing, wing flappin, black eyed pecker head wasn’t stupid enough to think I wouldn’t crack his ass from here past them stupid little yellow marker signs again! Yet, here he came. So I whipped my bat back and hit him square in the knocker. This time I heard the same whoo whoo whoo sound but that little bastared ended up with his head stuck so far in the ground I wondered if it had been shoved up his neck and was now seeing out his ass.
You ever notice how sometimes in life the little guy just never gives up? Well, to make a long story short on the third try I hit that thing so hard and so high that on the first bounce he went off my screen, on the subsequent bounces he ended up holding some sign that said 1602.5 and since that kicks all you other swingers butt’s. I’m quitten now and gonna go back find me a snowwomanmonster to go knock over the head, drag back to the hut and end my loneliness (so to speak).
Have fun beating my record fellas!
Sean
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