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You might be a full scale red-neck pilot if.... - 2/3/2004 12:14:43 AM   
ShoestringRacer


 

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…if you have a CB radio at the top of the avionics stack

...if your stall warning buzzer plays Dixie

…if you regularly buzz over grandpa Cooter who lives down over in the holler

…if you are looking for the best paint shop to paint your airplane camouflage

…if you have a “Mack truck bulldog” attached to the top of your cowling (or deer antlers)

…if you have ever transported the kill from a hunt in your baggage compartment

…if you end all radio communications with a “Yeeee-Hawww”

…if your survival crash kit contains beef jerky and Whisky

…if you have affixed an ash tray on the center of the control yolk (with duct tape of course)
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RE: You might be a full scale red-neck pilot if.... - 2/3/2004 3:26:22 AM   
ramcfarland



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My brother (for one) has and loves the title.

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RE: You might be a full scale red-neck pilot if.... - 2/3/2004 3:29:30 AM   
ramcfarland



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RE: You might be a full scale red-neck pilot if.... - 2/3/2004 3:47:08 AM   
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RE: You might be a full scale red-neck pilot if.... - 2/3/2004 6:04:33 AM   
cary c.


 

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RE: You might be a full scale red-neck pilot if.... - 2/3/2004 6:46:49 PM   
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RE: You might be a full scale red-neck pilot if.... - 2/4/2004 3:59:03 AM   
ramcfarland



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Status: offline 		Well any way a sense of humer is good-- that being said I guess the "redneck" label turned me off considerably when some R__Per show is a lookin for rednecks 'lucky for him he found none..'

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RE: You might be a full scale red-neck pilot if.... - 2/9/2004 6:41:08 PM   
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RE: You might be a full scale red-neck pilot if.... - 2/9/2004 6:47:45 PM   
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RE: You might be a full scale red-neck pilot if.... - 2/15/2004 3:02:49 AM   
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bath tub and a pot belly stove in your King Air...LOL
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RE: You might be a full scale red-neck pilot if.... - 3/2/2004 7:48:44 PM   
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RE: You might be a full scale red-neck pilot if.... - 3/3/2004 1:00:34 AM   
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