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"THE PROPER ATTITUDE" - 3/17/2004 4:16:33 PM   
LearjetMech


 

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Status: offline 		By far the best passage I have ever seen!

THE PROPER ATTITUDE:

"The Airline Transport Pilot leaps tall buildings in a single bound, is more powerful than a 747, is faster than a speeding bullet, walks on water, and discusses policy with God.

The Multiengine Pilot leaps short buildings in a single bound, is more powerful than a 707, is just as fast as a speeding bullet, walks on water if it is calm, and talks to God.

The Instrument Pilot leaps short buildings with a running start and favorable wind conditions, is almost as powerful as a Learjet, is nearly as fast as a speeding bullet, walks on water of an indoor pool, and talks to God if special request is approved.

The Commercial Pilot leaves high marks when attempting to leap short buildings, loses a tug of war with twin engine aircraft, can fire a speeding bullet, swims well, and is occasionally addressed by God.

The Private Pilot barely clears a camping tent, is run over by single engine aircraft, sometimes recognizes a speeding bullet, can dog paddle, and talks to animals.

The Soloed Student Pilot runs into buildings, recognizes a Cessna 172 two out of three times, has never seen a speeding bullet, can stay afloat if properly instructed, and talks to water.

The Non-soloed Student Pilot falls over door sills when trying to enter buildings, says "look at the airplanes", wets himself with a water pistol, and mumbles to himself.

The Aircraft Mechanic lifts buildings and walks under them, kicks airplanes out of hangars, catches speeding bullets with his teeth and chews them, and freezes water with a single glance... The Aircraft Mechanic is God....."
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RE: "THE PROPER ATTITUDE" - 3/17/2004 5:03:31 PM   
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Status: offline 		Yea, but you switched the ATP and the Mechanic spots!

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RE: "THE PROPER ATTITUDE" - 3/17/2004 6:48:31 PM   
LearjetMech


 

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