NorfolkSouthern
Posts: 956
Joined: 7/17/2006 From: Ann Arbor,
MI, USA Status: offline
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Well, they sell plenty of gas model cars. They sell plenty of gas boats. I wonder why? There are just as many gas R/C plane engines as there are electric. Again, I wonder why the electrics haven't yet completely taken over the R/C scene. I once had an electric boat. I guess I can get an electric park flyer. Just plug it in 'an go. About 8 minutes later, exchange another battery pack from the charger plugged in my cigarette lighter and off I go again. Eh, boring. OK, so I guess I should replace the glow engine on my .40 trainer and get an electric. Afterall, EVERYBODY's doin' it. Gosh, to be like everybody else. Have 2.5 kids, a garage, and a dog. Just like everybody else. Life is a drag, and then ya pay 'yer bills 'an taxes -n- such. Well you know something? I just happen to like old Mercury outboard motors. They're grungy and dirty. They smell great. Nothing's quite like the sound of an inline 6 cylinder two-stroke on an old Merc. Boy, I should get an electric boat. I wonder if it'll pull a water skier? Hey, has anybody ever had a boat that sounds like a washing machine? I can wash cloths with that electric boat after a day of fishin'! And then I can waste away at the computer for the rest of the week (or my life for that matter). Will a giant washing machine motor run a snowmobile or a jet ski? Hey, you never know 'cause technology's always gettin' better. By golly, someone's gonna invent a dishwasher that'll that converts to a jet ski. Or, how about a refrigerator/freezer that turns into a snowmobile! All done by electric power, fresh from the Fermi nuclear plant (don't worry about the spent fuel rods, what we don't know won't hurt us). All kidding aside, some people like steak and others like tofu. I like a bit of meat in my diet, it don't matter to me much what anybody else thinks. Golly lolly, somebody wants me to assemble a Sig Kadet LT-40. With an electric motor of course, I think. Well, I should go ask him. It'll only cost me twice the amount I spent on my Nexstar with that nasty .40 motor, of course. No biggie, just put off paying a few bills and go for that electric 'cause it's the best thing since sliced bread. Just push tha button 'an go! Well, all I can say is that I'm not much into tofu and I guess I'm not all that politically correct. I hope they tap into that Alaska wildlife refuge, we can use some more gas. Don't anybody else (excluding the PC bleeding heart liberals) agree? Well, enough ranting for today. 'Gonna fire up tha grill and enjoy some burgers, courtesy of the dead cow it came from. Then I'm gonna grab me a green jug 'o that awful, nasty, poisonous pollutin' methanol gas that kills grass dead. 'Gonna fire up that stinky, nasty, dirty, grungy old .46 motor and just smile and nod politely the next time someone preaches the EP gospel. I guess some people just don't wanna go to church. NorfolkSouthern (By the way, there's too much EP stuff and not enough C/L stuff in that magazine)
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