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Do you Riddle? - 2/8/2007 3:03:02 PM   
flyboy1299



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If it takes a chicken and a half a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, how long will it take a Rooster, sitting on a door knob, to hatch out a hardware store?
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RE: Do you Riddle? - 2/8/2007 5:33:53 PM   
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RE: Do you Riddle? - 2/12/2007 9:47:10 PM   
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heres a simple one

a rooster facing north and standing on a barn lays an egg which way will the egg roll.

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RE: Do you Riddle? - 2/12/2007 10:26:45 PM   
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If you empty a bag of potato chips or pretzels out will you be able to fully re-assemble all of them? Or are they intentionally packaging-shipping-and selling damaged goods and can we get a refund for the damaged ones?


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RE: Do you Riddle? - 2/12/2007 10:26:50 PM   
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RE: Do you Riddle? - 2/13/2007 2:10:15 PM   
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RE: Do you Riddle? - 2/14/2007 4:53:36 PM   
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RE: Do you Riddle? - 2/14/2007 11:12:19 PM   
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If your dog is standing at the back door barking, and your wife is standing at the front door yelling, who do you let in first?


Neither, let both the ****es stay out!

LOL!!!!

I am married so I can attest to that!

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RE: Do you Riddle? - 2/16/2007 12:06:14 AM   
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RE: Do you Riddle? - 2/16/2007 1:36:18 AM   
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RE: Do you Riddle? - 3/7/2007 4:21:31 AM   
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Real close Gabe. You let the dog in. It'll shut up when it gets inside.


I never would have guessed.

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RE: Do you Riddle? - 3/10/2007 1:57:44 AM   
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RE: Do you Riddle? - 3/10/2007 2:25:28 AM   
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butter my rump and call me toast! I DON"T GET IT!



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RE: Do you Riddle? - 4/21/2007 8:55:30 PM   
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RE: Do you Riddle? - 4/22/2007 12:08:53 AM   
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