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Not Rc But There Is A Jet Involved - 3/3/2003 11:32:01 PM   
JIMESTES



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Little Johnnie is back



Jesse Jackson is visiting a primary school and he
visits one of the classes. They are in the middle
of a discussion related to words and their
meanings. The teacher asks the Rev. Jackson if he
would like to lead the discussion on the word
"tragedy".

So the illustrious leader asks the class for an
example of a "tragedy".

One little boy stands up and offers: "If my best
friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the
field and a runaway tractor comes along and knocks
him dead, that would be a tragedy."

"No," says the Great Jesse Jackson," that would be
an accident."

A little girl raises her hand: "If a school bus
carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing
everyone inside, that would be a tragedy."

"I'm afraid not," explains the exalted spiritual
leader. "That's what we would call a great loss."

The room goes silent. No other children
volunteer.

Rev. Jackson searches the room. "Isn't there
someone here who can give me an example of a
tragedy?"

Finally at the back of the room, little Johnny
raises his hand. In a quiet voice he says: "If a
jet carrying the Rev. & Mrs Jackson were struck by
a missile and blown to smithereens, that would be
a tragedy."

"Fantastic!" Exclaims Jackson, "That's right.
And can you tell me why that would be tragedy?"

"Well," said Johnny, "because it certainly
wouldn't be a great loss and it probably wouldn't
be an accident either."

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Not Rc But There Is A Jet Involved - 3/16/2003 11:58:52 AM   
Dago Red



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some one droped the bomp on the rev. I think.

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Not Rc But There Is A Jet Involved - 3/16/2003 12:23:11 PM   
GrnBrt



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Sorry, has to be R/c related.


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