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We need your one-liners!!! - 6/14/2007 3:46:48 PM   
osxpro


 

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Status: offline 		Hi fellas!
I'm working on my clubs web site and would like you help! I need some of your best one-liners and tags to add to our web pages. Stuff like "He who dies with the most toys wins" works well.
I'm adding different "tags" to each page and will have a humor section dedicated to the best of the best RC sayings, comments, one-liners, etc. It'll be fun. I'll also be sure to credit you guys in the page as well.
Take a look at our site if you get the opportunity! We need your funnies stuff!

RAMS Club

Thanks,
CS Webmaster

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RE: We need your one-liners!!! - 6/14/2007 6:56:15 PM   
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RE: We need your one-liners!!! - 6/14/2007 8:48:44 PM   
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don't take any wooden nickles
don't take any oregano
are you lookin at me?
did i do that?
did i say that out loud?
why is there air?
show me the way to go home
nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.
that's going to leave a mark
hey! watch this!

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RE: We need your one-liners!!! - 6/18/2007 4:32:40 PM   
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RE: We need your one-liners!!! - 6/18/2007 5:14:16 PM   
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RE: We need your one-liners!!! - 6/18/2007 8:57:01 PM   
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RE: We need your one-liners!!! - 6/19/2007 6:20:37 AM   
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RE: We need your one-liners!!! - 6/19/2007 6:25:27 AM   
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RE: We need your one-liners!!! - 7/5/2007 6:22:57 AM   
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RE: We need your one-liners!!! - 7/6/2007 2:28:30 PM   
qinamil


 

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RE: We need your one-liners!!! - 7/7/2007 8:46:28 PM   
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RE: We need your one-liners!!! - 7/8/2007 5:16:18 AM   
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RE: We need your one-liners!!! - 7/12/2007 2:31:26 PM   
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RE: We need your one-liners!!! - 7/12/2007 7:05:45 PM   
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From: Plainfield, IL, USA
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crashes are really cool..... if it someonelses money.
there is a problem when there is more duct tape than r/c
dousing nitro on a fire is not a good idea...
why did that happen?..... oh forgot to turn the controller on...AGAIN!
blue smoke.... never a good thing.
a new r/c car $280, a gallon of nitro $20, reapairs 10$, injuring your friend with the car, pricless.
i would rather have a dunken monkey drive my car
broken r/c parts are a great modern decoration.
wait! i might need that!
nitro doesnt tast good, nor does it feel good in your eye.
you know why you cant? because your IQ needs to be above freezing.
breaks? who needs breaks?
you know something is wrong when you find parts via metal detector.
you are lucky That you didnt break that, i would fasion your face the same way.
my servos are made from 5 brands, why? because i like to make electronic freinkenstiens.
what are you talking about? i can to use zip ties as a sway bar.
a escort is like a cubical worker, they are dull, boring and they dont get anywhere fast in life.
that tree! it came out of nowhere and attacked my truck!
that thing is so stupid....... uh, where can i get one?
just because you have the most expencive model doesnt mean your any better, it just means that you are going to pay more when it breaks.
r/cs bring out the kid in you,... you throw a tantrum when it breaks and you blame it on everyone else.
r/cs are like girl friends, they are expencive, high maintnece and they break up on you all the time.

thats like 24 one liners.

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RE: We need your one-liners!!! - 7/12/2007 7:19:09 PM   
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RE: We need your one-liners!!! - 7/12/2007 7:28:07 PM