RE: We need your one-liners!!! (Full Version)

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PilotFighter -> RE: We need your one-liners!!! (8/26/2007 6:33:32 AM)

I was nervous when I flew that plane anyway.

If its any consolation, we were all nervous when you flew that plane.




jatoracing33 -> RE: We need your one-liners!!! (8/26/2007 9:15:50 PM)

that mailbox jumped out in front of me




N1EDM -> RE: We need your one-liners!!! (8/26/2007 11:00:36 PM)

Good judgement comes from experience.

Experience comes from bad judgement




OzMo -> RE: We need your one-liners!!! (9/6/2007 5:50:09 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: 13BT

"he who dies with the most toys still dies"

ADD HAPPY!




n553302 -> RE: We need your one-liners!!! (10/2/2007 3:28:58 AM)

'The plane hit the ground so hard the transmitter shook'




N1EDM -> RE: We need your one-liners!!! (10/4/2007 3:13:21 AM)

You can NOT repeal the laws of Phycs
(no matter how hard you try to say 'It's not my fault')




CoytAW -> RE: We need your one-liners!!! (10/6/2007 8:26:43 PM)

whaddaya mean it isnt a floatplane? couldnt you have said that BEFORE i tried landing?!

reverse controls does not mean switch servo orientation.

ouch, thats gonna be a lot of work. how much do ya want for it?

I HATE TREES!!

whoa! where'd that come from?

i seriously didnt see you there man. i promise you there is no way i'd fly this 20 dollar plane into you. i swear.




bucky242 -> RE: We need your one-liners!!! (10/18/2007 11:49:57 PM)

Its not my fault the control got in the way of my fingers




bucky242 -> RE: We need your one-liners!!! (10/18/2007 11:52:52 PM)

(a friend said this while i was driving his car to his house(its a geo metro))

you know what would be cool a really big rc car..... go left here

you have a big rc car your in it I've been to your house thousands of times but you still tell me how to drive your car and where to go




bucky242 -> RE: We need your one-liners!!! (10/18/2007 11:54:04 PM)

you know with these small cars backwards is just the same as forwards just in reverse




bucky242 -> RE: We need your one-liners!!! (10/18/2007 11:58:38 PM)

if wind came from every direction all at once you could take of without thinking

well you still would have to figure out where the winds coming from




daweazel -> RE: We need your one-liners!!! (10/27/2007 2:59:27 AM)

(marge)-"you're gonna kill us all" (homer)-"or die trying" (simpsons)




IFlyRC5630 -> RE: We need your one-liners!!! (11/2/2007 10:53:09 PM)

An Expert........."X" is an UNKNOWN QUANTITY and a SPURT is a DRIP UNDER PRESSURE
Takeoffs are optional, landings are MANDATORY
Don't stop flying until the LAST part stops moving....[:D]




treedog -> RE: We need your one-liners!!! (11/13/2007 12:43:43 AM)

How the hell does anyone possibly hit the San Fran bridge? (Oops where did that piling come from Damn)[sm=drowning.gif]
TD [:)]




t-maxxman1 -> RE: We need your one-liners!!! (11/13/2007 9:31:00 AM)

I didn't do it!




t-maxxman1 -> RE: We need your one-liners!!! (11/13/2007 10:14:12 AM)

Hey, you can't do tha......Well I'll be.......Huh.




t-maxxman1 -> RE: We need your one-liners!!! (11/13/2007 10:20:20 AM)

And as Red Green would say," If the Ladies don't find ya handsome, they should at least find ya handy".




old git -> RE: We need your one-liners!!! (11/25/2007 12:36:35 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: IFlyRC5630

An Expert........."X" is an UNKNOWN QUANTITY and a SPURT is a DRIP UNDER PRESSURE
Takeoffs are optional, landings are MANDATORY
Don't stop flying until the LAST part stops moving....[:D]



My version is, "Ex" = a "HAS BEEN" and "SPURT" = a "DRIP UNDER PRESSURE".





old git - - - - - aka John L.




Murphey -> RE: We need your one-liners!!! (11/27/2007 6:33:44 AM)

After a missed approach: I like long approaches...gives me more time to screw it up!

After a high speed impact with the ground: Oh...that...it'll buff out (Planes Trains and Automobiles)

After a maiden flight: "She's not a hangar queen anymore"!





Murphey (As in Murphey's Law)




Darkbird -> RE: We need your one-liners!!! (12/3/2007 4:50:17 PM)

In response to a comment yelled out from behind me: "Whadda ya mean 'There's a loose nut behind the transmitter.'?!!"




Big feet -> RE: We need your one-liners!!! (12/12/2007 11:18:32 PM)

remember, RC is dangerous to your wealth!




The_Shark -> RE: We need your one-liners!!! (12/14/2007 12:12:12 AM)

read my sig.

(during inverted flight) oh.... UP is down.... so THATS why that happend, ok, get the trash bag....

oh, flying something with 4axis of controll isnt that hard, its just like performing surgery on stilts is all.

you tube is great! you can watch r/c crashes for FREE!

it aint broken till its made of glue and ductape.

when your whole paycheck is signed to a hobby shop, you KNOW you have a addiction.




Bedafish -> RE: We need your one-liners!!! (12/14/2007 2:41:54 AM)

got any tips for me?

Yeah ... don't fry bacon naked!

BEDAFISH




The_Shark -> RE: We need your one-liners!!! (12/14/2007 1:16:57 PM)

what will they come up with next ?




The_Stuff -> RE: We need your one-liners!!! (12/15/2007 5:04:39 PM)

the problem with life is there is no background music...




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