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RE: We need your one-liners!!! - 12/16/2007 8:06:00 PM

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ORIGINAL: The_Stuff

the problem with life is there is no background music...

I just love your signature, very very true.

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RE: We need your one-liners!!! - 12/18/2007 2:44:07 AM

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There's no such thing as gravity.........THE EARTH SUCKS !

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RE: We need your one-liners!!! - 12/18/2007 12:12:28 PM

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Your parts will be here in the morning

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RE: We need your one-liners!!! - 2/1/2008 7:17:01 AM

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If you can't find one, it must be made of unobtainium.

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RE: We need your one-liners!!! - 2/2/2008 5:24:16 PM

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RE: We need your one-liners!!! - 2/3/2008 12:14:54 AM

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"well there's your problem"

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RE: We need your one-liners!!! - 2/23/2008 3:37:07 AM

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That girl is so skinny, she looks like a worm with the crap slung out of her.
She's so ugly she looks like death eatin' an onion sandwich.

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RE: We need your one-liners!!! - 2/23/2008 8:56:32 PM

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-hey watch where your standing!
-when god dives you lemons you find a new god.

-it would be cheaper to just cut down a balsa tree and pretend it was flying...and it would look better
-up and down, up and down, up and down, up and down, up and down, up and down, up and down.................crap.....honey go get the trash bag.
-do onto others as you would want them to do onto you (raise your hand if you havent followed this rule.......i know i havent.....i just beat the crap out of every body.) forgive me god. lol
-FIRE FIRE FIRE!!!!!!!! -beavis

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RE: We need your one-liners!!! - 3/8/2008 2:11:28 AM

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God is my copilot, and he ejected!

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RE: We need your one-liners!!! - 3/9/2008 10:23:57 AM

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I thought you were going wide....
If that had happened to me it wouldn't be funny but since it didn't, it is.

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RE: We need your one-liners!!! - 3/9/2008 11:40:07 AM

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I reject your reality and substitute my own

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RE: We need your one-liners!!! - 3/9/2008 2:11:59 PM

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You guys are all jealous because those voices are only talking to me.....

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RE: We need your one-liners!!! - 3/9/2008 7:45:19 PM

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"if it aint broke, fix it til it is!"

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RE: We need your one-liners!!! - 3/15/2008 7:00:13 PM

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I made it so thin,it has only one side. pub

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RE: We need your one-liners!!! - 3/16/2008 1:40:01 AM

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I know a guy who is so short that he broke his leg when he fell off a stepladder... picking strawberries.

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RE: We need your one-liners!!! - 4/25/2008 11:29:39 PM

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ORIGINAL: Bedafish

got any tips for me?

Yeah ... don't fry bacon naked!

BEDAFISH

Now that's great!

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RE: We need your one-liners!!! - 6/17/2008 1:03:58 PM

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Where ever you go,there you are.

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RE: We need your one-liners!!! - 6/21/2008 9:12:03 AM

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Well there's your problem

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