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Big feet -> RE: We need your one-liners!!! (12/16/2007 8:06:00 PM)


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ORIGINAL: The_Stuff

the problem with life is there is no background music...

I just love your signature, very very true. [:)]



JoeMamma -> RE: We need your one-liners!!! (12/18/2007 2:44:07 AM)

There's no such thing as gravity.........THE EARTH SUCKS !



greedy -> RE: We need your one-liners!!! (12/18/2007 12:12:28 PM)

Your parts will be here in the morning



freeonthree -> RE: We need your one-liners!!! (2/1/2008 7:17:01 AM)

If you can't find one, it must be made of unobtainium.



flyingphilo -> RE: We need your one-liners!!! (2/2/2008 5:24:16 PM)

Remember we're all in this, alone. - Lily Tomlin [8|]



madmax22 -> RE: We need your one-liners!!! (2/3/2008 12:14:54 AM)

"well there's your problem"



SpoiledRotten -> RE: We need your one-liners!!! (2/23/2008 3:37:07 AM)

That girl is so skinny, she looks like a worm with the crap slung out of her.
She's so ugly she looks like death eatin' an onion sandwich.



gokartingbob455 -> RE: We need your one-liners!!! (2/23/2008 8:56:32 PM)

-hey watch where your standing!
-when god dives you lemons you find a new god. [:D]
-it would be cheaper to just cut down a balsa tree and pretend it was flying...and it would look better
-up and down, up and down, up and down, up and down, up and down, up and down, up and down.................crap.....honey go get the trash bag.
-do onto others as you would want them to do onto you (raise your hand if you havent followed this rule.......i know i havent.....i just beat the crap out of every body.) forgive me god. lol
-FIRE FIRE FIRE!!!!!!!! -beavis



Crazy4Flight -> RE: We need your one-liners!!! (3/8/2008 2:11:28 AM)

God is my copilot, and he ejected!



Luckyp -> RE: We need your one-liners!!! (3/9/2008 10:23:57 AM)

I thought you were going wide....
If that had happened to me it wouldn't be funny but since it didn't, it is.



MrGreenSpeed -> RE: We need your one-liners!!! (3/9/2008 11:40:07 AM)

I reject your reality and substitute my own[8D]

Jeff



N1EDM -> RE: We need your one-liners!!! (3/9/2008 2:11:59 PM)

You guys are all jealous because those voices are only talking to me.....



MahnkenVille -> RE: We need your one-liners!!! (3/9/2008 7:45:19 PM)

"if it aint broke, fix it til it is!"



pub -> RE: We need your one-liners!!! (3/15/2008 7:00:13 PM)

I made it so thin,it has only one side. pub



N1EDM -> RE: We need your one-liners!!! (3/16/2008 1:40:01 AM)

I know a guy who is so short that he broke his leg when he fell off a stepladder... picking strawberries.



burningpoo -> RE: We need your one-liners!!! (4/25/2008 11:29:39 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Bedafish

got any tips for me?

Yeah ... don't fry bacon naked!

BEDAFISH


Now that's great!



crowie -> RE: We need your one-liners!!! (6/17/2008 1:03:58 PM)

Where ever you go,there you are.



ssrc30 -> RE: We need your one-liners!!! (6/21/2008 9:12:03 AM)

Well there's your problem



im_a_rcav8r -> RE: We need your one-liners!!! (6/21/2008 5:06:58 PM)


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ORIGINAL: MahnkenVille

"if it aint broke, fix it til it is!"



And here I thought I thought that one up all by my self. I guess I will have to retire that tag line and find a new one. Can’t have two of us using it… it could get quite confusing… hahaha



gokartingbob455 -> RE: We need your one-liners!!! (6/21/2008 6:11:05 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: ssrc30

Well there's your problem


that is by far my favorite line



aglaser -> RE: We need your one-liners!!! (6/23/2008 5:58:12 AM)

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Wherever you go there you are
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Clint Blacks finest.. Bottle of scotch whiskey not very smooth like snatebike gire from the medicine man...



skyraider71 -> RE: We need your one-liners!!! (7/17/2008 10:55:49 PM)

Plane in one piece+empty fuel jug=great day![sm=shades_smile.gif]



edsland -> RE: We need your one-liners!!! (7/18/2008 2:29:20 AM)

Two guys golfing and the one that hit the longest drive tells the other guy he heard they are building a new mall, the other one says where at , the long drive guy says between my ball and yours.



Lomcevak Duck -> RE: We need your one-liners!!! (8/4/2008 2:49:38 AM)

I went to a mountain top to meditate and hear answers to which there were no logical questions.


It reminded me of Jeopardy.



old git -> RE: We need your one-liners!!! (8/4/2008 3:45:58 AM)


Churchill said "Give us the tools and we'll finish the job"

As a lecturer in an engineering college I put up a notice,

"Give us the job and we'll finish the tools"

This notice lasted a couple of years until the Principal noticed.




old git - - - - aka John L.



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