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Lomcevak Duck -> RE: We need your one-liners!!! (8/4/2008 10:43:14 PM)
Me: "Doctor, it hurts when I touch myself on the shoulder." Doc: "Does it? What else?" Me: "I also hurt when I touch my knee and my leg and my forehead! What do you think is wrong with me?" Doc: "I think you finger is broken..." [:D]

Lomcevak Duck -> RE: We need your one-liners!!! (8/4/2008 10:45:12 PM)
While I was at the doctor's office, I wanted to talk about some strange dreams I've been having. I told him, "Last night I dreamed I was a teepee. Than I dreamed I was a wigwam, then a teepee, and then a wigwam again!" He tells me, "I think you're two tents."

Lomcevak Duck -> RE: We need your one-liners!!! (8/4/2008 10:47:12 PM)
How many helicopter pilots does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them. [:D] ____________________________________________________ What's the difference between a helicopter and an onion? Nobody cries when you chop up a helicopter...

victorzamora -> RE: We need your one-liners!!! (8/4/2008 10:56:20 PM)
From another forum, as well as very cliche: Gimme a cap, and make it snappy!

gokartingbob455 -> RE: We need your one-liners!!! (8/4/2008 11:02:59 PM)
why me!?!?!?!?!

N1EDM -> RE: We need your one-liners!!! (8/5/2008 2:08:56 AM)
You can never be insulted by someone whom you don't respect.

Lomcevak Duck -> RE: We need your one-liners!!! (8/5/2008 12:25:24 PM)
What's the range a a 2.4 GHz system? 20 yards if you've got a good arm [;)]

fatfreddy17 -> RE: We need your one-liners!!! (8/5/2008 9:54:05 PM)
I got an airplane for my wife,,, best trade I ever made!

B EXTREME -> RE: We need your one-liners!!! (8/31/2008 1:16:15 PM)
Two rc Speed Nuts: "So....why do you think your plane went down this arvo?" "Dunno,, Maybe i was going faster than my radio signal?" [:D][:D][:D]

gokartingbob455 -> RE: We need your one-liners!!! (9/2/2008 4:03:49 AM)
no dude, up is that way

sidecar53 -> RE: We need your one-liners!!! (9/7/2008 9:47:58 PM)
" Flying that thing, I was sweatin' like a fat chick at her sister's wedding." Rick

eightball -> RE: We need your one-liners!!! (10/6/2008 1:19:40 PM)
another name for female pilot,Flight Box

Rzr159 -> RE: We need your one-liners!!! (11/13/2008 9:07:50 AM)
He who walks in front of a moving car gets tired!!!

rgm762 -> RE: We need your one-liners!!! (11/15/2008 12:49:23 AM)
saw this on a yard sign god put me here to accomplish certain things- i'm so far behind, i'll never die

RC Extreme power -> RE: We need your one-liners!!! (11/19/2008 2:06:38 AM)
Building my wife's inheritance, One airplane at a time. Milton

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