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RE: We need your one-liners!!! - 8/4/2008 10:43:14 PM   
Lomcevak Duck



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Doc: "Does it? What else?"
Me: "I also hurt when I touch my knee and my leg and my forehead! What do you think is wrong with me?"
Doc: "I think you finger is broken..."



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When someone loses a plane in the pits, you do a lomcevak duck.

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RE: We need your one-liners!!! - 8/4/2008 10:45:12 PM   
Lomcevak Duck



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Status: offline 		While I was at the doctor's office, I wanted to talk about some strange dreams I've been having. I told him, "Last night I dreamed I was a teepee. Than I dreamed I was a wigwam, then a teepee, and then a wigwam again!"

He tells me, "I think you're two tents."

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When someone loses a plane in the pits, you do a lomcevak duck.

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RE: We need your one-liners!!! - 8/4/2008 10:47:12 PM   
Lomcevak Duck



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It depends on how hard you throw them.



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Nobody cries when you chop up a helicopter...

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When someone loses a plane in the pits, you do a lomcevak duck.

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RE: We need your one-liners!!! - 8/4/2008 10:56:20 PM   
victorzamora


 

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Gimme a cap, and make it snappy!

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RE: We need your one-liners!!! - 8/4/2008 11:02:59 PM   
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RE: We need your one-liners!!! - 8/5/2008 2:08:56 AM   
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RE: We need your one-liners!!! - 8/5/2008 12:25:24 PM   
Lomcevak Duck



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20 yards if you've got a good arm

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When someone loses a plane in the pits, you do a lomcevak duck.

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RE: We need your one-liners!!! - 8/5/2008 9:54:05 PM   
fatfreddy17


 

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From: plymouth, WI, USA
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best trade I ever made!

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RE: We need your one-liners!!! - 8/31/2008 1:16:15 PM   
B EXTREME


 

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"So....why do you think your plane went down this arvo?"
"Dunno,, Maybe i was going faster than my radio signal?"



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RE: We need your one-liners!!! - 9/2/2008 4:03:49 AM   
gokartingbob455



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RE: We need your one-liners!!! - 9/7/2008 9:47:58 PM   
sidecar53


 

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RE: We need your one-liners!!! - 10/6/2008 1:19:40 PM   
eightball



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RE: We need your one-liners!!! - 11/13/2008 9:07:50 AM   
Rzr159


 

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RE: We need your one-liners!!! - 11/15/2008 12:49:23 AM   
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god put me here to accomplish certain things- i'm so far behind, i'll never die

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RE: We need your one-liners!!! - 11/19/2008 2:06:38 AM   
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