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Things you don't want to hear a pilot say while flying - 8/13/2003 9:09:56 AM   
slojoe


 

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Joined: 1/14/2003
From: Fayetteville, NC, USA
Status: offline 		1. I didn't know you had to peel the film off monocoat.
2. Two rubberbands should hold it
3. put it back together with elmers glue
4. I thaught 10x6p meant power not pusher
5. Whats this switch do?
6. in flight refueling........................
7. HERE!!!! fly this I'll be back in a minute
8. Can I cropdust with it?
9. Get so low that the grasshoppers will jump over it.
10. GET UPSIDE DOWN!!!!!! AND WORM BURN IT!!!!!!!!!

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Things you don't want to hear a pilot say while flying - 8/19/2003 4:27:25 AM   
truggyracer


 

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Joined: 8/5/2003
From: Saline, MI, USA
Status: offline 		did you say i needed a cable for my buddy box to work???

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Jokes - 8/19/2003 10:00:39 AM   
RimzKeepSpinin


 

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Joined: 8/18/2003
From: Cedar Rapids, IA, USA
Status: offline 		#1 Mmmm Meat Splat

#2 This is Some good stuff *cough*

#3got any bubble gum there a hole in my plane?

#4 Here hold my Vodka and gimmie a beer!

#5 Passenger:why are we goign down? Polit: oh i thought we were going up.

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Things you don't want to hear a pilot say while flying - 8/23/2003 11:15:53 PM   
Bunkerbuster0



Posts: 59
Joined: 8/3/2003
From: South Saint Paul, MN,
Status: offline 		Sh** I dropped my last beer

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Things you don't want to hear a pilot say while flying - 8/23/2003 11:32:58 PM   
rikhye



Posts: 214
Joined: 3/2/2002
From: Sacramento, CA, USA
Status: offline 		Now this is a risky move dont do this by yourself
crash !&*%#%#

........... see i told ya


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Things you don't want to hear a pilot say while flying - 8/25/2003 9:53:32 AM   
JP 3D FLYR


 

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Joined: 2/14/2003
From: PALM DESERT CA
Status: offline 		Thats why you have AMA

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Things you don't want to hear a pilot say while flying - 8/27/2003 8:41:24 AM   
Sturmovik


 

Posts: 51
Joined: 8/27/2003
From: Boston, Mass
Status: offline 		Talking with your average joe at the flying field.

Him "You want to know something, i have crashed the most planes out of everyone here, on my 14th plane and 5th engine."

You "Hey that stinks maybe you just get alot of bad luck."

Him "Heh yea....you know the funny thing is i fly passenger jets for a living..."

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Things you don't want to hear a pilot say while flying - 8/27/2003 8:47:04 AM   
Sturmovik


 

Posts: 51
Joined: 8/27/2003
From: Boston, Mass
Status: offline 		"I cant believe i use to pay people to mow my lawn using this is so much fun!"

"Ohhh i didnt know the landing gear actually came down."


"Hey guys watch me belly land this sucker right on the pavement."


"Wow this engine has ALOTT of torque, can someone help me find my finger."



"Why use epoxy when my kid can get all the glue sticks i need from school for free."

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Things you don't want to hear a pilot say while flying - 8/28/2003 12:52:30 AM   
Ian.W



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Joined: 6/22/2003
From: Essex, UNITED KINGDOM
Status: offline 		i havent

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Things you don't want to hear a pilot say while flying - 8/28/2003 12:56:30 AM   
Cactus.



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From: CamborneCornwall, UNITED KINGDOM
Status: offline 		i know these ARTF's all look the same, but yours is over there, not up there

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Wait a minute... - 8/29/2003 5:21:38 AM   
Kansas Twister



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From: Wichita, KS, USA
Status: offline 		...I think I'm trying to fly that hawk. Has any one seen my plane?


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RE: Wait a minute... - 9/15/2003 10:54:14 PM   
RC Jack



Posts: 229
Joined: 4/9/2002
From: East McKeesport, PA, USA
Status: offline 		".....I saw this on a cartoon once......I'm pretty sure I can do it!"

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RE: Things you don't want to hear a pilot say while flying - 9/15/2003 11:37:23 PM   
BaronSchwab



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Joined: 7/29/2003
From: Saint Paul, MN, USA
Status: offline 		Here is my newest maneuver that I invented...haven't flown it yet.

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RE: Things you don't want to hear a pilot say while flying - 9/16/2003 7:04:11 AM   
CP140



Posts: 801
Joined: 7/1/2002
From: Vancouver, BC, CANADA
Status: offline 		True story... long transit back from Iceland... only guys awake are the pilots, the flight eng. and the navigator...rest of the crew sleeping, just about to start the descent .

Heard over the intercom:
Pilot:"Nav, wake the sleepers, we're going down."
(five second pause)
Nav:"Uh...confirm we're in the descent,... you've got 8 guys crying back here!"
Pilot:"Oh #$@^, sorry guys yes, we're now in the descent"

or perhaps this one...

"Shut down one,......prop is feathered, fire warning is out... nav, what's the heading for the nearest airport? Start dumping..."

or...

"Selecting number two, starting number two, turning number two, fuel flow, ignition, light-off, temperature rise..."

"Holy ^&%%...TORCHING NUMBER 2"

There are some days I really don't miss flying for a living.......

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RE: Things you don't want to hear a pilot say while flying - 9/21/2003 9:47:43 PM   
Duckbill


 

Posts: 2
Joined: 9/21/2003
From: Marietta, OH, USA
Status: offline 		"so, im supposed to catch the plane instead of landing it?"

*Takes friends plane* "watch me stall the plane and restart it" *Crashes then walks over and starts it.*

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RE: Things you don't want to hear a pilot say while flying - 9/24/2003 6:15:44 PM