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Things you don't want to hear a pilot say while flying - 5/8/2003 11:12:48 PM   
simsrc89



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Things you don't want to hear a pilot say while he's flying:

-"See, if my engine were to quit during this torque roll- Oh, !#!@%$"

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Things you don't want to hear a pilot say while flying - 5/8/2003 11:15:25 PM   
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Good one!

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Things you don't want to hear a pilot say while flying - 5/9/2003 12:17:45 AM   
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Oh shuckydarn, I just turned on the wrong transmitter!

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Things you don't want to hear a pilot say while flying - 5/9/2003 12:18:13 AM   
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1.) "When I say "Jump" . . ."

2.) "Oh No! It's headed for the Courthouse . . . Here, hold my transmitter for a minute."

3.) "I got this CA glue substitute recipe off RCUniverse."

4.) "My ex-wife helped me install the receiver. Do you hear ticking."

5.) "Watch this."

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Things you don't want to hear a pilot say while flying - 5/9/2003 12:58:16 AM   
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Was that your car?

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Things you don't want to hear a pilot say while flying - 5/9/2003 1:15:22 AM   
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Noise? I didn't hear any noise.... It should be okay....


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Things you don't want to hear a pilot say while flying - 5/9/2003 3:47:51 AM   
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1) no nothing fell off it

2)no the wings didnt just snap thats your imagination

3) hope you're good at catching things...

4) wheres it gone?

5) lets see how low i can get it over us without it hitting us

6) the box said this would not stall!

7) did my engine just fall off

8) Oh hell the battery just fell out

9) dont worry, its not important

10) can i borrow your car to try this new aerobatic?

11) Help!

12) No it wont hurt much

13) before you say anything else...act of god!

14) Oh hell...


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Things you don't want to hear a pilot say while flying - 5/9/2003 4:25:19 AM   
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Uh-oh. Oh, well. That's why it has two wing panels.

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Things you don't want to hear a pilot say while flying - 5/9/2003 4:28:01 AM   
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Hold my beer...............


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Things you don't want to hear a pilot say while flying - 5/12/2003 8:12:06 AM   
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get your truck, open the tailgate, im comin in for a landing!(my flight instructor said that and landed my plane, in the bed of my truck lol)

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Things you don't want to hear a pilot say while flying - 5/12/2003 4:18:01 PM   
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Worse than hearing RUN!!!!!!! is hearing your name first

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Things you don't want to hear a pilot say while flying - 5/13/2003 10:47:59 AM   
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Gee, I thought you painted your plane blue, not red?!!

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Things you don't want to hear a pilot say while flying - 5/13/2003 6:26:10 PM   
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Which one is mine?

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Things you don't want to hear a pilot say while flying - 5/13/2003 6:34:17 PM   
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hmmm, let's try this....

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Things you don't want to hear a pilot say while flying - 5/13/2003 6:39:08 PM   
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"er...ummm. r.... i aint got it...no.. wai.. come back ere yo... no... er... nope. you take it..."
"........i aint got it either....."
"WAIT UP GUYS!!!!!! i need a pic for the club web site"



or just...

ooooooooooohhh.... thats gonna be on the site tonight

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Things you don't want to hear a pilot say while flying - 5/13/2003 9:02:17 PM   
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[COLOR=red][SIZE=10]DUCK!!!![/SIZE] [/COLOR]


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Things you don't want to hear a pilot say while flying - 5/13/2003 10:27:45 PM   
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