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RE: let's hear your funny-stupid old sayings - 4/24/2009 1:07 PM   
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RE: let's hear your funny-stupid old sayings - 4/28/2009 1:34 PM   
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better off trying to sell asbestos toys. with lead paint on.
im so hungry i could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

i work with older guys and all day they crack me up,
funny clever remarks. if im sitting around ile get- "rather than sit
there like a stale bottle of piss,give us a hand"
24/7 lol. makes it hard to get work done.

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RE: let's hear your funny-stupid old sayings - 4/28/2009 5:00 PM   
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RE: let's hear your funny-stupid old sayings - 4/29/2009 7:17 AM   
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How's charm school Grace? or have a nice trip? or Smooth move Exlax...

Someone else already wrote "Few bricks shy of a load"

how about: That boy's got a short in his wiring...

or...he ain't hooked up right!

His elevator don't go all the way to the top floor...

Few pancakes shy of a full stack...

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RE: let's hear your funny-stupid old sayings - 4/29/2009 11:12 AM   
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RE: let's hear your funny-stupid old sayings - 4/30/2009 12:05 PM   
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RE: let's hear your funny-stupid old sayings - 4/30/2009 12:06 PM   
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RE: let's hear your funny-stupid old sayings - 4/30/2009 12:08 PM   
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RE: let's hear your funny-stupid old sayings - 5/18/2009 10:19 PM   
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RE: let's hear your funny-stupid old sayings - 5/22/2009 2:42 PM   
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That things runnin like a scalded dog.

He's grinnin like a donkey chewin briars.

Ah, it'll be aight. 



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RE: let's hear your funny-stupid old sayings - 5/23/2009 8:38 AM   
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RE: let's hear your funny-stupid old sayings - 5/23/2009 12:07 PM   
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RE: let's hear your funny-stupid old sayings - 5/23/2009 8:20 PM   
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"As rare as hens teeth"

"Squeel'in like a stuck pig"

"How bout a hydrolic sammitch?"

"Carefull! don't blow the bags off!"



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RE: let's hear your funny-stupid old sayings - 5/27/2009 7:56 PM   
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RE: let's hear your funny-stupid old sayings - 5/28/2009 10:48 PM   
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RE: let's hear your funny-stupid old sayings - 7/9/2009 4:07 AM   
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RE: let's hear your funny-stupid old sayings - 7/10/2009 9:38 PM   
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RE: let's hear your funny-stupid old sayings - 7/11/2009 2:20 AM   
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RE: let's hear your funny-stupid old sayings - 7/11/2009 7:39 AM   
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RE: let's hear your funny-stupid old sayings - 7/11/2009 8:24 AM   
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RE: let's hear your funny-stupid old sayings - 7/11/2009 11:42 AM   
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RE: let's hear your funny-stupid old sayings - 7/12/2009 2:29 AM   
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It will come in handy if you never use it.

That kid was so ugly they had to hang a porkchop around his neck to get the dog to play with him.

Don't force it, get a bigger hammer.

That guy is a few sandwiches shy of a picnic.

She is so ugly that when she was born the doctor slapped her mother.

Measure twice, cut once.

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RE: let's hear your funny-stupid old sayings - 7/12/2009 8:15 AM   
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RE: let's hear your funny-stupid old sayings - 7/12/2009 4:08 PM   
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RE: let's hear your funny-stupid old sayings - 7/29/2009 12:09 PM   
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Or the one about the girl who was so ugly, her Momma must have tied her in the yard, and fed her meatballs with a slingshot?
Or the kid who was so ugly, his folks put him under the front porch to see if he was gonna bark or cry?
Or the Blonde who hated Blonde Jokes, because so many of them were true stories?

I have more, but they will need to wait.

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