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A man walks into a hobby shop..... - 6/20/2003 5:52:27 AM   
tiggerinmk



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A man walks into a hobby shop and says :

"Give me a Cap, and make it snappy!".


C'mon you can do better than that....... keep 'em reeling in....

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A man walks into a hobby shop..... - 6/20/2003 10:02:28 PM   
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i think a lot of people could do better than that no offence!


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A man walks into a hobby shop..... - 6/21/2003 4:26:14 AM   
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No-one's bothered so far....

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A man walks into a hobby shop..... - 6/21/2003 7:00:23 AM   
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A man walks into a hobby shop and says :

"Last night, as my wife was getting into bed, I told her I'd like to try something new and exciting..... She told me to come see you."

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A man walks into a hobby shop..... - 6/21/2003 7:11:53 AM   
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A man walks into a hobby shop...

I fly for blank blank airlines. I know I can do this, so order me a P-51!

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A man walks into a hobby shop..... - 6/21/2003 8:08:30 AM   
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Slightly changing the place, and this is also old....
A guy walks into a bar with a chicken stick in one hand, and a Hot Shot in the other. The bartender says "Don't come in here thinkin' you're going to start something!"

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A man walks into a hobby shop..... - 6/21/2003 9:39:16 PM   
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A man walks into a hobby shop......

Ouch.... That's gotta hurt.

Sorry, I know that's old, but I couldn't resist.....

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A man walks into a hobby shop..... - 6/21/2003 9:46:32 PM   
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A guy walks into a hobby shop. He buys a battery, a flight box, 2 18" propellers, and a gallon of fuel. After the purchase he thinks aloud, 'now how am I going to carry all of this stuff home?'

The hobby shop owner says, 'well, you could put the battery in the flight box, and hold that in one hand. Stick a prop under each arm, and carry the fuel in the other hand.'

'Hey thanks!' he says, and starts walking home. Halfway home, a little old lady walks up to him. 'Can you tell me the way to Elm Street, sir?'

'Sure.' He says. 'That's where I live. We can take this alley, and we'll be there in no time.'

'But how do I know that once we get in that dark alley, that you won't ravish me?' She says.

'Cmon lady, it's broad daylight and I'm carrying all this stuff. How could I manage to ravish you?'

'Well,' she says, 'you could set the flight box down, leaving the battery in it. Balance the fuel jug on top of the flight box, and I'll hold the props.'

Sorry, it's the best I could do using hobby shop stuff. The real joke involves a bucket, an anvil, 2 live chickens and a live goose.

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RE: A man walks into a hobby shop..... - 7/8/2008 3:16:46 PM   
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I can't believe no one said this....

A man walks into a hobby shop with his wife....and walks out with a divorce

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RE: A man walks into a hobby shop..... - 7/10/2008 1:30:23 AM   
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Two guys walked into a hobby shop.
The third guy ducked.

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RE: A man walks into a hobby shop..... - 7/18/2008 4:01:46 AM   
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A blonde walks into a hobby shop and says, "My husband sent me here to get a gallon of fuel and three props."

The owner says, "Get out of here you stupid blonde!"

The blonde goes home, puts on a red wig and returns.

"I'd like to get a gallon of fuel and three props." she says.

The owner says, You're a blonde wearing a red wig. Now get out of here you dummy."

So the blonde goes home again. This time she changes her clothes and makeup and puts on a brunette wig.

She returns and says, "I'd like to get a gallon of fuel and three props."

Again the owner says, "You're the same stupid blonde who's been in here twice already. Now get out!"

So the blonde says, "How the heck do you know I'm a blonde?"

The owner says, "Because this is a delicatessen. The hobby shop is next door!"

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RE: A man walks into a hobby shop..... - 7/18/2008 2:14:55 PM   
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A man walks into a hobby shop ....

I take 2 of those arf trainers because 1 wasn't enough.

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RE: A man walks into a hobby shop..... - 7/18/2008 9:12:04 PM   
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A man walks into a hobby shop ....

Loads his new plane into his vehicle, then walks across the road to the bank to take out a loan to buy everything else he needs to finish it (engine, retracts, radio, etc.)!

or

A man calls all of his credit card companies requesting credit line increases,

then the man walks into the hobby shop!

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RE: A man walks into a hobby shop..... - 7/26/2008 4:50:20 AM   
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A man walks into a hobby shop.....
just to buy a glow plug. He walks out with way more than he wanted.
This one is funny only because it's true....EVERY time it happens.

A man walks into a hobby shop.....
to buy a plane to celebrate his divorce. The owner asked why he was celebrating, and he said "because she threw me out, in not so many words." The LHS owner then asked what exactly she said. He responded "my wife said it's me or your planes....and she knows how things work"

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RE: A man walks into a hobby shop..... - 7/26/2008 7:28:38 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: victorzamora

A man walks into a hobby shop.....
just to buy a glow plug. He walks out with way more than he wanted.
This one is funny only because it's true....EVERY time it happens.

A man walks into a hobby shop.....
to buy a plane to celebrate his divorce. The owner asked why he was celebrating, and he said "because she threw me out, in not so many words." The LHS owner then asked what exactly she said. He responded "my wife said it's me or your planes....and she knows how things work"

LMMFAO

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RE: A man walks into a hobby shop..... - 7/31/2008 8:38:56 AM   
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A wife walks into a Hobby Shop...

and says:

My husband send me to buy 8 connectors; 4 male & 4 female , and shows him an motor with the wanted connectors on it (one male & one female).

He sold her 4 connectors that don't match any of the 2 connectors she showed him.

THE JOKE is on ME, because that's what happened yesterday

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