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Why Airplanes are better than women.... - 6/28/2003 5:13:25 PM   
lavneet



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Status: offline 		Airplanes usually kill you quickly ...a woman takes her time.
Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch....
Airplanes don't get mad if you do a "touch and go"....
Airplanes don't object to a preflight inspection....
Airplanes come with manuals to explain their operation....
Airplanes have strict weight and balance limits....
Airplanes can be flown any time of the month.... Airplanes don't come with in-laws....
Airplanes don't care about how many other airplanes you've flown before....
Airplanes and pilots both arrive at the same time....
Airplanes don't mind if you look at other airplanes....
Airplanes don't mind if you buy airplane magazines....
Airplanes expect to be tied down....
Airplanes don't comment on your piloting skills....
Airplanes don't whine unless something is really wrong....

However...when airplanes go quiet...just like women...it's usually not good.


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Why Airplanes are better than women.... - 6/28/2003 5:45:02 PM   
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Why Airplanes are better than women.... - 6/28/2003 11:08:45 PM   
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planes dont whine about the mortgage
and best of alll...

PLANES CAN'T TALK!!!!


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Why Airplanes are better than women.... - 6/29/2003 12:36:25 AM   
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Why Airplanes are better than women.... - 6/29/2003 4:51:47 AM   
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Why Airplanes are better than women.... - 6/29/2003 9:12:07 AM   
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Why Airplanes are better than women.... - 6/29/2003 9:45:00 AM   
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Why Airplanes are better than women.... - 6/29/2003 5:30:16 PM   
Geistware



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[QUOTE]Originally posted by lavneet
Airplanes can be stacked together in one room and the pilot can choose which one he flies and when.... [/QUOTE]

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Why Airplanes are better than women.... - 6/30/2003 4:26:45 AM   
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Status: offline 		[QUOTE]However...when airplanes go quiet...just like women...it's usually not good[/QUOTE]

could be two things-

shes dead
shes eating


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Why Airplanes are better than women.... - 6/30/2003 9:33:02 PM   
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Why Airplanes are better than women.... - 7/1/2003 8:21:51 AM   
bbbair


 

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Why Airplanes are better than women.... - 7/2/2003 9:08:21 PM   
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When your airplane is sitting there looking at you face to face whining @ 15,000 r's, you want to hear more!

With an airplane, your frequency is continuous, and not just once or twice a year!

The shape of an airplanes empanage stays constant over the years!

Airplanes don't stop for yard and garage sales or tupperware parties!

If an airplane gets in the way, you just put it out in the garage, and that is that!

It is interesting watching an airplane stall!

If a woman ground loops, it is usually more than just a broken prop!

How many times do you excitedly go out flying, and have to land with a dead stick?

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Why Airplanes are better than women.... - 7/2/2003 11:04:25 PM   
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Why Airplanes are better than women.... - 7/4/2003 9:38:21 PM   
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Why Airplanes are better than women.... - 7/7/2003 3:19:57 AM   
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Why Airplanes are better than women.... - 7/7/2003 3:22:03 AM   
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Why Airplanes are better than women.... - 7/7/2003 3:25:01 AM   
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