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Why Airplanes are better than women.... - 7/30/2003 11:02:50 AM   
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Status: offline 		Either will let you know if you have a bad attitude, one is just a little nicer about it.

Airplanes are cheaper to own.

Lower maintenance.

They don't piss and moan.

Some have retractable gear.

But most important, an airplane knows which way is up!

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Why Airplanes are better than women.... - 8/5/2003 1:54:46 AM   
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Status: offline 		You do however know why an airplane is better than an man don't you???

When you say lets go out this evening for a quiet ride, the airplane is already to go with not one word. A Man will moan and groan, make up some excuse like, (I have plans with the guys, I am watching the game, or I am going fishing) or just be a real butt about the idea of it. Then that quiet ride just CRASHED and burned. Unlike the airplane you are in the most wonderful place that you could think of being with not one argument from that wonderful plane of yours.

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Why Airplanes are better than women.... - 8/5/2003 4:21:27 AM   
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Status: offline 		you can sell your air plane and buy another and no one looks down on you for that.

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Why Airplanes are better than women.... - 8/5/2003 5:17:43 AM   
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Status: offline 		An airplane will do what you tell it to do (usually).

An airplane won't fly with other pilots, unless you say it's OK.

You can strip an airplane of it's good parts, and use them in another airplane.

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Why Airplanes are better than women.... - 8/5/2003 6:42:13 AM   
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Post number 27 above was NOT ME!!!!

Seems I need to firewall and passcode this computer.

ps
Guess I'll be going out for a quiet ride this evening.

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Why Airplanes are better than women.... - 8/5/2003 10:10:56 PM   
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Status: offline 		If your plane developes a bad attitude, you can change it with little or no effort.

If your plane developes a warp, you can fix it with heat and it doesn't cost money for a shrink.

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Why Airplanes are better than women.... - 8/7/2003 5:38:06 AM   
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When they need something, you dont HAVE to get it

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Why Airplanes are better than women.... - 8/11/2003 5:15:06 PM   
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You don't need to buy your plane dinner before you fly it.

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Why Airplanes are better than women.... - 8/11/2003 7:43:27 PM   
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thank God im only 14 years old, still gota long time to go

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Why Airplanes are better than women.... - 8/11/2003 9:19:11 PM   
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If you're saying that being only 14 gives you lots of time left to learn to make alterations to a woman, I think you under estimate the task.

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Why Airplanes are better than women.... - 8/12/2003 6:54:05 PM   
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airplanes can dissasemble for easier transportation.

airplanes can be controlled at a distance!


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Why Airplanes are better than women.... - 8/12/2003 7:42:45 PM   
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Status: offline 		At least with airplanes you have "trim" options and can easily alter the handling characteristics before, during or after a ride, also, center of gravity is more easily adjusted.

I had kind of hoped the Ladies would pipe up with more comments on this thread. After looking back through it, I'd say we have it coming to us!

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airplanes better than women - 8/19/2003 1:15:44 AM   
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Why Airplanes are better than women.... - 8/19/2003 3:00:22 PM   
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Status: offline 		Crashlessons, You all will. I don't know about the other ladies, but I do get a giggle out of this thread. Or should I say LOL all the way to the shed.

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Why Airplanes are better than women.... - 8/21/2003 12:04:49 AM   
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Status: offline 		[QUOTE]Originally posted by crashlessons
Edible engine.

If you're saying that being only 14 gives you lots of time left to learn to make alterations to a woman, I think you under estimate the task. [/QUOTE]

i know, i know but im a superhuman

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Why Airplanes are better than women.... - 8/21/2003 2:34:49 AM   
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Tell em to shut up they bite your head off. Tell them to stop biting your head off and they wont shut up! (all in jest any feminists reading this)
I have found that out from personnal experience allready and im only 16!
Maybe they are not all like this?


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