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RE: Why Airplanes are better than women.... - 10/1/2003 2:45:11 AM   
donhef


 

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Status: offline 		You can feed your plane alchohol all day and only have to wipe off the wings when your done, but do that to a woman and you don't know what you'll have to clean up later!

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RE: Why Airplanes are better than women.... - 10/1/2003 8:19:53 PM   
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Status: offline 		airplanes will always do what you want..............

airplanes don't care if you leave when your done playing with them.........

airplanes can't talk............all the time!!!!

airplanes don't care how much gas you have...........

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RE: Why Airplanes are better than women.... - 10/1/2003 8:31:50 PM   
P-51B



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Status: offline 		An airplane doesn't complain when it's monokote needs tightening!

An old airplane doesn't care if you go get a shiny new one!

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RE: Why Airplanes are better than women.... - 10/3/2003 10:22:32 PM   
VulcanWolf



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Status: offline 		Ah, But only one can you ignore until you do have the money!

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RE: Why Airplanes are better than women.... - 10/7/2003 12:37:41 PM   
nodolarsnosense



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Status: offline 		both want to crash when u want to try something new and exiting

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RE: Why Airplanes are better than women.... - 10/31/2003 8:15:40 PM   
Balsa Master



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quote:

You do however know why an airplane is better than an man don't you???

When you say lets go out this evening for a quiet ride, the airplane is already to go with not one word. A Man will moan and groan, make up some excuse like, (I have plans with the guys, I am watching the game, or I am going fishing) or just be a real butt about the idea of it. Then that quiet ride just CRASHED and burned. Unlike the airplane you are in the most wonderful place that you could think of being with not one argument from that wonderful plane of yours.


not if your both going out to fly

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RE: Why Airplanes are better than women.... - 11/1/2003 2:21:22 AM   
daveopam



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Status: offline 		My airplane NEVER says..............Does this Monocoat make me look fat?
David

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RE: Why Airplanes are better than women.... - 11/1/2003 3:16:10 PM   
Balsa Master



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Status: offline 		The ulta-mate best thing... MY AIRPLANE NEVER TALKS!

< Message edited by Balsa Master -- 11/4/2003 4:46:44 PM >

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RE: Why Airplanes are better than women.... - 11/18/2003 4:43:51 AM   
Crazy4Flight



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Status: offline 		WHY HANDGUNS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN...

#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD .44 FOR TWO NEW .22'S.

#9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE
ON THE ROAD

#8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET
YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.

#7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP
ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK-UP.

#6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT
OF AMMO.

#5 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.

#4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.

#3 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?"

#2 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.

and, the number one way a handgun is better than a woman...

#1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN.

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RE: Why Airplanes are better than women.... - 11/19/2003 3:39:42 AM   
Balsa Master



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Status: offline 		a. That has nothing to do with the thread or forum.
b. You can not buy a silencer for a gun, get out of ure james bond world. Silencers don't just screw onto the front. They're huge.
c. ... well I don't got a "c" but it doesn't look good with only 2 things, so there ya go

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RE: Why Airplanes are better than women.... - 11/19/2003 11:33:00 PM   
daveopam



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Status: offline 		BM! I think your wife is posting under your name!

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RE: Why Airplanes are better than women.... - 11/21/2003 3:48:21 AM   
Balsa Master



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Status: offline 		lol, I don't have a wife, just a gf. I just know how my gf is so i can relate to marrage, i think.

Although I am havin some problems with my little bro postin crap.

Why do u ask?

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RE: Why Airplanes are better than women.... - 11/24/2003 9:05:38 PM   
Boogie



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Status: offline 		I had a gf until today. We separated. I also had problems today with my airplanes. I broke my wing during building time, which happened to me first time!! Now I don't know what is really better.
On 2nd thoughts I am sure that airplanes are better than women. I have stuck everything back together. I can't do it with gf!

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RE: Why Airplanes are better than women.... - 11/25/2003 4:15:34 AM   
Balsa Master



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Status: offline 		well sry 4 ure loss bro... i think. Then again, she prolly got in the way of everything that has anything to do with rc, so maybe ure better off. (This is speaking from personal experience, lol)

-BM

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RE: Why Airplanes are better than women.... - 11/25/2003 6:47:21 PM   
Boogie



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Status: offline 		right now I just know that my real friend are planes. They won't hurt you
Thanks Balsa master for support.

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RE: Why Airplanes are better than women.... - 11/25/2003 9:16:11 PM   
Balsa Master



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Status: offline 		lol np. Believe it or not my gf actually supports rc. She wants to build a plane but she doesn't know a thing bout rc. She bought me an arf for my b-day, lol. I guess its the thought that counts.

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RE: Why Airplanes are better than women.... - 11/25/2003 11:43:51 PM   
daveopam