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lavneet -> Why Airplanes are better than women.... (6/28/2003 5:13:25 PM)
Airplanes usually kill you quickly ...a woman takes her time. Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch.... Airplanes don't get mad if you do a "touch and go".... Airplanes don't object to a preflight inspection.... Airplanes come with manuals to explain their operation.... Airplanes have strict weight and balance limits.... Airplanes can be flown any time of the month.... Airplanes don't come with in-laws.... Airplanes don't care about how many other airplanes you've flown before.... Airplanes and pilots both arrive at the same time.... Airplanes don't mind if you look at other airplanes.... Airplanes don't mind if you buy airplane magazines.... Airplanes expect to be tied down.... Airplanes don't comment on your piloting skills.... Airplanes don't whine unless something is really wrong.... However...when airplanes go quiet...just like women...it's usually not good.

Geistware -> Why Airplanes are better than women.... (6/28/2003 5:45:02 PM)
If you share your planes, they will not get upset!!!! :D

vtol_guy -> Why Airplanes are better than women.... (6/28/2003 11:08:45 PM)
some planes have very forgiving stall charateristics :stupid: planes dont whine about the mortgage and best of alll... PLANES CAN'T TALK!!!! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D

bbbair -> Why Airplanes are better than women.... (6/29/2003 12:36:25 AM)
You never have to say you're sorry to an airplane. :( You never have to remember you first flight together. :D

Geistware -> Why Airplanes are better than women.... (6/29/2003 4:51:47 AM)
Your Airplane doesn't care if you ignore it.

bbbair -> Why Airplanes are better than women.... (6/29/2003 9:12:07 AM)
You can always upgrade an airplane to a newer model without any complaints from the "Old Airplane" :D

lavneet -> Why Airplanes are better than women.... (6/29/2003 9:45:00 AM)
Airplanes can be stacked together in one room and the pilot can choose which one he flies and when.... :D

Geistware -> Why Airplanes are better than women.... (6/29/2003 5:30:16 PM)
That is a trick that wifes need to learn! [QUOTE]Originally posted by lavneet Airplanes can be stacked together in one room and the pilot can choose which one he flies and when.... :D [/QUOTE]

cabanestrut2002 -> Why Airplanes are better than women.... (6/30/2003 4:26:45 AM)
[QUOTE]However...when airplanes go quiet...just like women...it's usually not good[/QUOTE] could be two things- shes dead shes eating

mulligan -> Why Airplanes are better than women.... (6/30/2003 9:33:02 PM)
Reward versus investment is much higher - George ... Oh, that's gonna cost me :boxing: :boxing: :bananahea

bbbair -> Why Airplanes are better than women.... (7/1/2003 8:21:51 AM)
Airplanes only cost $15.00 for a gallon of fun (fuel) which can last for days (or weeks). . . a woman, . . . can cost a whole lot more . . . :eek:

boxbeam -> Why Airplanes are better than women.... (7/2/2003 9:08:21 PM)
If you miscalculate and make a mistake with an airplane, you don't have a bunch of "little airplanes" flying around out of control! When your airplane is sitting there looking at you face to face whining @ 15,000 r's, you want to hear more! With an airplane, your frequency is continuous, and not just once or twice a year! The shape of an airplanes empanage stays constant over the years! Airplanes don't stop for yard and garage sales or tupperware parties! If an airplane gets in the way, you just put it out in the garage, and that is that! It is interesting watching an airplane stall! If a woman ground loops, it is usually more than just a broken prop! How many times do you excitedly go out flying, and have to land with a dead stick? :p

DocYates -> Why Airplanes are better than women.... (7/2/2003 11:04:25 PM)
A bite from an airplane usually requires stitches, but from a woman you may need a cigarette...;-) Tommy

_kearney_ -> Why Airplanes are better than women.... (7/4/2003 9:38:21 PM)
that was harsh

LANNYBOB -> Why Airplanes are better than women.... (7/7/2003 3:19:57 AM)
YOUR AIRPLANE CANT GET PREGNANT

LANNYBOB -> Why Airplanes are better than women.... (7/7/2003 3:22:03 AM)
AIRPLANES DONT SAY LETS CUDDLE

LANNYBOB -> Why Airplanes are better than women.... (7/7/2003 3:25:01 AM)
AIRPLANES NEVER SAY YOU NEVER TAKE ME ANYWHERE

William Robison -> Why Airplanes are better than women.... (7/7/2003 1:48:20 PM)
But an aitrplane wont keep you warm at night. But if you let your dog climb on the bed... Bill.

rsrogers -> Why Airplanes are better than women.... (7/8/2003 4:55:39 AM)
Airplanes and women have one thing in common - Most Can Be Easly Obtained! BUT!!!!!!! AIRPLANES ARE CHEAPER TO GET RID OF!!!

knighteric2002 -> Why Airplanes are better than women.... (7/8/2003 7:40:56 PM)
one thing they have in common is that once you start them try to get out of the way or you are going to get clipped one name "lorana bobbitt" Snip

wiggles -> Why Airplanes are better than women.... (7/9/2003 5:41:22 PM)
Ohhh now you guys are just Plane narky :D :D :D :D . But then I just drop the wo and it's evan funnier.

lavneet -> Why Airplanes are better than women.... (7/9/2003 9:49:31 PM)
[QUOTE]Originally posted by boxbeam If you miscalculate and make a mistake with an airplane, you don't have a bunch of "little airplanes" flying around out of control! [/QUOTE] hehehehehehehehehehe :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

JohnnyChemo -> Why Airplanes are better than women.... (7/9/2003 10:03:15 PM)
You don't get uncomfortable when the dog watches you play with an airplane!

tiggerinmk -> Why Airplanes are better than women.... (7/9/2003 10:14:32 PM)
You can play with your big airplane when your little airplanes are watching! :D

jaxjeep -> Why Airplanes are better than women.... (7/11/2003 10:57:58 PM)
your friends can take a turn, and thats ok similarites between women and planes: what is that place called where the pilot sits?

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