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    Two blonde girls

    Two blonde girls were working for the city public works department. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind her and fill the hole in. They worked up one side of the street, then down the other, then moved on to the next street, working furiously all day without rest, one girl digging a hole, the other girl filling it in again.

    An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't understand what they were doing. So he asked the hole digger, 'I'm impressed by the effort you two are putting in to your work, but I don't get it why do you dig a hole, only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up again?'

    The hole digger wiped her brow and sighed, 'Well, I suppose it probably looks odd because we're normally a three-person team. But today the girl who plants the trees called in sick.'
    Over the years I have spent nearly all of my money on boats, beer, and women. The rest of it I just wasted.

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    RE: Two blonde girls

    now that joke was plain stupied[:'(]funny but stupied![:'(]

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    RE: Two blonde girls

    LOL thats good!!!
    Better a messy win than a clean loss!!!

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    RE: Two blonde girls

    Haha! Very good!

    Two blondes are sitting in a park in Los Angeles one evening.

    One turns to the other and looking up at the moon asks, " Which do you think is closer, the moon or New York?"

    The second blonde turns to the other with a look of complete disbelief on her face and then starts to laugh.

    "What a dumb question! I mean,... can you see New York from here?"

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    RE: Two blonde girls

    Two blondes walk into a building. You'd think that one of them would have seen it!

    A blonde is driving down a country road and sees another rowing a boat in a cornfield. She stops and yells at the other saying "You're making blondes look bad! If I could swim I'd come out there and kick your butt!"
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    RE: Two blonde girls

    A blonde chick happens to get pulled over by a blonde female traffic cop, license and registration please,she asks,in the confusion ,the driver hands her a pocket mirror,the cop looks at it and sez,I'll give you a warning this time,I did'nt know you were a cop...........
    .....If I had a plan,I\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'d be screwed....

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    RE: Two blonde girls

    let me know if I if I cross any rules but it's all in good humour



    How do
    you turn a fox into an elephant?
    Marry It!

    What is the
    difference between a battery and a woman?
    A battery has a positive
    side.

    What are the three fastest means of communication?
    1)
    Internet
    2) Telephone
    3) Telawoman

    How are fat girls and
    mopeds alike?
    They're both fun to ride until your friends find
    out.

    What should you give a woman who has everything?
    A man to
    show her how to work it.

    Why is the space between a woman's
    breasts and her hips called a waist?
    Because you could easily fit
    another pair of **** in there.

    How do you make 5 pounds of fat
    look good?
    Put a nipple on it.

    Why do women rub their eyes
    when they wake up?
    Because they don't have balls to
    scratch.

    Why do women fake orgasms ?
    Because they think men
    care.

    What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
    Nothing,
    she's been told twice already.

    If your wife keeps coming out of
    the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong?
    Made her chain
    too long

    How many men does it take to open a beer?
    None. It
    should be opened when she brings it.

    Why is a Laundromat a really
    bad place to pick up a woman?
    Because a woman who can't even afford a
    washing machine will probably never be able to support you.

    Why
    do women have smaller feet than men?
    It's one of those 'evolutionary
    things' that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.

    How
    do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
    When she
    starts a sentence with 'A man once told me...'

    How do you fix a
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    You don't. There is a clock on the oven.

    Why do
    men pass gas more than women?
    Because women can't shut up long enough
    to build up the required pressure.

    If your dog is barking at the
    back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in
    first?
    The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him
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    What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
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    I married a Miss Right.
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    Scientists have discovered a food that
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    It's called a Wedding
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    Why do men die before their wives?
    They want
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    Women will never be equal to men...
    until they can walk
    down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they
    are sexy.

    In the beginning, God created the earth and
    rested.
    Then God created Man and rested.
    Then God created
    Woman.
    Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

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    RE: Two blonde girls


    As I read post #1 ,I realized what congress wants to do, to increase employment.

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    RE: Two blonde girls

    Oh my , I don"t know , to laugh or cry. What has happened to our educational system?
    ORIGINAL: misshydro

    now that joke was plain stupied[:'(]funny but stupied![:'(]

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    RE: Two blonde girls

    Why are blond jokes one liners: so men can understand them

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    RE: Two blonde girls

    Why did the Blond drive into the ditch?She had to turn off her turn signal

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    RE: Two blonde girls

    Oh my , I don"t know , to laugh or cry. What has happened to our educational system?

    ORIGINAL: misshydro

    now that joke was plain stupied funny but stupied!
    LOL
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    RE: Two blonde girls

    Two Blondes, a short one and a tall one are putting siding on a house.

    The short one goes and gets a piece of siding, lines it up and holds it in place while the tall one reaches into her nail pouch and pulls out a nail, looks at the nail for a second before throwing it on the ground. Pulls out a second nail, looks at it and pounds it in. As the short Blonde watches the tall Blonde continues to inspect every nail she uses, throwing half of them on the ground.

    After the first few pieces of siding the short Blonde says to the tall one, "Why are you throwing away half the nails?"

    The tall Blonde replies, "Half of the nails are defective, the head of the nail is on the wrong end!"

    Then the short Blonde says, "You ninny! those nails are for the other side of the house!"
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