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Question, What should I do?

My girl friend has been coming home late often these days. And going out with her friends more. Last Friday night, I got a call from one of my friends that said he saw her with another guy! So I waited for her to get home in the car port behind my boat. A car pulled up and she got out with her purse and panties in hand. I bent down close to my boat not to be seen and I saw this big crack in my out boards motor mount. Can this be fixed or do I need a new mount?

A company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers.

On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. The room is full of workers and he thinks this is his chance to show everyone he means business! The CEO, walks up the guy and asks - "And how much money do you make a week?"

Undaunted, the young fellow looks at him and replies "I make $200 a week. Why?" The CEO then hands the guy $200 in cash and screams "Here's a week's pay, now GET OUT and don't come back!"

Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO looks around the room and asks "Does anyone want to tell me what that slacker did here?" With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers mutters "Pizza delivery guy".