why did the chicken cross the street?
05-02-2011, 01:37 AM
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RE: why did the chicken cross the street?
He was still looking for bin Laden. He didn't get the memo that he'd been found.
05-02-2011, 03:06 AM
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RE: why did the chicken cross the street?
Hey Shark we waitng 4 u to score Chaos. And what about me 4 startin this highly educational thread
05-02-2011, 03:55 AM
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RE: why did the chicken cross the street?
The chicken crossed the street because of desire to get to the other side 
, also so that some dumb state could put up a chicken crossing sign and maybe alert all the rednecks 
in this country that when they happen to go by this area it may be possible to get a free chicken lunch
. LOL !!!!!!!!!!
, also so that some dumb state could put up a chicken crossing sign and maybe alert all the rednecks in this country that when they happen to go by this area it may be possible to get a free chicken lunch. LOL !!!!!!!!!!
05-02-2011, 04:50 AM
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RE: why did the chicken cross the street?
To get away from the new billboard they were putting up... Eat more chicken!
Because a hen was on the other side.
Because a chicken is just like any other dumb animal and doesn't understand the laws of physics and what happens when you get hit by a car going 60mph...
Because he was drunk and his buddy bet him he was too chicken.
sorry, that's all I could come up with.
Because a hen was on the other side.
Because a chicken is just like any other dumb animal and doesn't understand the laws of physics and what happens when you get hit by a car going 60mph...
Because he was drunk and his buddy bet him he was too chicken.
sorry, that's all I could come up with.
05-02-2011, 07:33 AM
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RE: why did the chicken cross the street?
Haha I was gonna suggest he was looking for the one in the pink dress lol Just saw the commercial again. Wow she makes me wanna pay Tmobile what I owe and start a plan
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFjVZizLVE4[/youtube]
ORIGINAL: tommygun32
He was looking for better T-Mobile coverage.....
He was looking for better T-Mobile coverage.....
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFjVZizLVE4[/youtube]
05-02-2011, 07:15 PM
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RE: why did the chicken cross the street?
to get over to..... THE DARK SIDE.
but really, it was just walking along, and a road just happend to be in its path.
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but really, it was just walking along, and a road just happend to be in its path.
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05-13-2011, 05:19 PM
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RE: why did the chicken cross the street?
got to wonder why critters go out of thier way to run past a 4000lb chunk of metal.
almost killed a rabbit today... reminds me of a song
"you know how that rabbit feels, under your speeding wheels.... bright images pass you by like a windshield twoards a fly."
almost killed a rabbit today... reminds me of a song
"you know how that rabbit feels, under your speeding wheels.... bright images pass you by like a windshield twoards a fly."
