quadzilla122

When i was new in RCU i made a thread named "any good yo mama jokes?" and i thought, all of your ideas and jokes were awesome. Ive been dying for there to be a joke thread for the longest time. Post any jokes or funny phrases and please no profanity. Most of the time they are funnier like that but please... Yo mama and your face jokes are good too.

Random quote of the day
" I drink your milkshake! I drink it up!"- There will be blood

I once was in my room writing an essay and my sister came into the house talking on the phone with her friend. She sais "i cant believe i have to write this 6 page essay for next class!...Best thing about it is that its double spaced.[I overheard everything] I scream out randomly as she walks in her room YOUR FACE IS DOUBLE SPACED! and my dad came in and gave me props

Danju

ehehehe..yo mama so ugly, i looked the word UGLY up in the dictionary and saw her face ... thats gotta be REAL ugly to get in a dictionary [:'(]

JB COMP

I guess your Dad is on your side[&:]


Here's one, when Chuck Norris dose push-ups he don't go up the earth goes down.

DarkFire989

Oh god, I could go on forever saying chuck norris jokes.

JB COMP

Yeah, I know a few more but can't remember them correctly though.

DarkFire989

Hehe, I just found this:
It takes one tree to make 10,000 matches, but one match to burn 10,000 trees.
I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
Don't follow in my footsteps, I walk into walls.
Make it idiot-proof, and someone will make a better idiot.
I'm not a complete idiot: some parts are missing.
Being good at stupid doesnt count.
I may look busy, but I'm just confused.
I am not stupid. Everyone else is just smarter than me.
Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
Middle age is when the broadness of the mind and the narrowness of the waist change places.

Danju

yo mama so dumb, i said it was chilly outside and she went out with a spoon. (get it?)
yo mama so dumb, she wanted to find what was behind the glass wall hehehehe

DarkFire989

Yeah i get it

hands without shadows

"Godwin's law: As a Usenet discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches one."

"With a gun barrel between your teeth, you speak only in vowels."

Narrator after having a gun shoved in his mount:
"For a second I totally forgot about Tyler's whole controlled demolition thing and I wonder how clean that gun is."

The_Shark

ok, here is some jokes.... (im bad a jokes)[&o]

why did the Chinese student get kicked out of recess? because he said to the other kids. "Rets pray" get it??[]

yo mama so fat, scientists wonder why the moon is orbiting so close []
yo mama so fat, when she was walking in a concert the whole band skipped[]
yo mama so old, she was in the same class as jesus.[]
yo mama so ugly, the miror went on strike.[]
yo mama so fat, the zoo said they'r missing a hippo[]
yo mama so dumb, she waited for the stop sighn to turn green[]

any of these good? i just came up with them[]

DarkFire989

You might want to get rid of the first one, people could take offense.

sheograth

Hehe all the jokes I can think of would get me in trouble here [&:]

calvino

Once a kid had to get his wisdom teeth removed, after the surgery he was really dumb since he had no wisdom left

The_Shark

awww, didnt even have a chance, he couldve just removed that one i completley forgot everything.[:@]

i guess there aint any fat mamas on this site then eh?

RCKen

My Feedback: (9)

Ok guys, I think this has gone far enough. The jokes and comments are getting quite a bit out of hand. What you may find as "funny" can be very insulting to others.

I'm locking this thread.

Ken