5 word story!!!
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RE: 5 word story!!!
Foxy was driving up the jump with his new truggy when all of a sudden it flipped, crash landed and exploded.
Intsead of crying he went to whine to his mommy but he could't find her, so he called her.
Meanwhile he changed hobbies to helicopters.
Man what a mistake.
So he decided to get smashed, then zip tied a mouse and ate it for dinner.
Then he went to blockbuster just eat a mouse?
So he cracked open another one and fed it to his python named Geppeto.
Afterwards he watched the game, just when he found this thread and he realized he ate a lugnut
Then he started to burp chunks all over his brand new laptop, and wanted to eat another mouse.
Tweety, so he snatched tweety up then remembered, LIPO's were charging at 100C, he heard something.
His house was on fire, so he snatched his cars and his dog and ran to McDonalds.
He saw his dog eat up all the chocolate bunnies with a bird.
I shoed the bird and got some more beer to put out the fire with.
But it made it worse and quite suddenly, a[n] explosion blew his neighbors house.
And pieces of the house [fell] into his propane room.
Then he realized he was dreaming.
What a nightmeare.
He realized he wet the bed, so he went to ask for an oil change.
But they had no 10W-30 so he decided to use olive oil.
But the engine did not start, so he used silicone shock oil.
So he set it ablaze, and while it was ablaze, he thought "sweet, another fire."
and then he picked up a can of spray paint to throw at his couch, and then his wife said "my turn!"
Then it suddenley jailbroke his Ipod Touch, then it froze and he grabed a beer.
but the beer was warm.
Team associated won so many,....tacos, that they use them... on making carbon fiber chassis
and then they set them up so when they crash, They do not burst into. Chocolate covered bunnies (That line sucked. LOL)
Xtfreak just ruined the story, [:'(] That is not five words, EDIT YOUR POST RIGHT NOW !!!...screamed the annoying RCU member......
wile he was about to run into a large mailbox going 90 miles per hour, and that would ruin christmas forever But wait, there is more...........(quit sadly. LOL) avoiding the mailbox he runs.. onto hot coals that are also radio active and he.... grabed it and turned into The shark! and then he.. bought a gas turbine engine and he set Reiko ablaze (Hay he can't do that! Reiko is the best!) but the fire went out which is too bad because... no one likes Reiko (So not true.) decided that it would be awesome to become a fairy and dress in all pink, gymnast clothes and rob a (insert something here) nuclear power plant for uranium to power his savage with. Instead he ate uranium to and become a giant human monster, but godzilla ruined the fun and pwned his face with the uranium he was eating
and he floated into space... and got abducted by aliens, Then krawlin decided to...act like a complete idiot..
Well here it is so far......It sucks! LOL
Intsead of crying he went to whine to his mommy but he could't find her, so he called her.
Meanwhile he changed hobbies to helicopters.
Man what a mistake.
So he decided to get smashed, then zip tied a mouse and ate it for dinner.
Then he went to blockbuster just eat a mouse?
So he cracked open another one and fed it to his python named Geppeto.
Afterwards he watched the game, just when he found this thread and he realized he ate a lugnut
Then he started to burp chunks all over his brand new laptop, and wanted to eat another mouse.
Tweety, so he snatched tweety up then remembered, LIPO's were charging at 100C, he heard something.
His house was on fire, so he snatched his cars and his dog and ran to McDonalds.
He saw his dog eat up all the chocolate bunnies with a bird.
I shoed the bird and got some more beer to put out the fire with.
But it made it worse and quite suddenly, a[n] explosion blew his neighbors house.
And pieces of the house [fell] into his propane room.
Then he realized he was dreaming.
What a nightmeare.
He realized he wet the bed, so he went to ask for an oil change.
But they had no 10W-30 so he decided to use olive oil.
But the engine did not start, so he used silicone shock oil.
So he set it ablaze, and while it was ablaze, he thought "sweet, another fire."
and then he picked up a can of spray paint to throw at his couch, and then his wife said "my turn!"
Then it suddenley jailbroke his Ipod Touch, then it froze and he grabed a beer.
but the beer was warm.
Team associated won so many,....tacos, that they use them... on making carbon fiber chassis
and then they set them up so when they crash, They do not burst into. Chocolate covered bunnies (That line sucked. LOL)
Xtfreak just ruined the story, [:'(] That is not five words, EDIT YOUR POST RIGHT NOW !!!...screamed the annoying RCU member......
wile he was about to run into a large mailbox going 90 miles per hour, and that would ruin christmas forever But wait, there is more...........(quit sadly. LOL) avoiding the mailbox he runs.. onto hot coals that are also radio active and he.... grabed it and turned into The shark! and then he.. bought a gas turbine engine and he set Reiko ablaze (Hay he can't do that! Reiko is the best!) but the fire went out which is too bad because... no one likes Reiko (So not true.) decided that it would be awesome to become a fairy and dress in all pink, gymnast clothes and rob a (insert something here) nuclear power plant for uranium to power his savage with. Instead he ate uranium to and become a giant human monster, but godzilla ruined the fun and pwned his face with the uranium he was eating
and he floated into space... and got abducted by aliens, Then krawlin decided to...act like a complete idiot..
Well here it is so far......It sucks! LOL
