R.C Jokes
11-29-2011, 08:19 AM
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R.C Jokes
I'm trying to compile a few good jokes for an article, but haven't heard any that were unique or really funny. Does anyone have any new R.C jokes?
11-29-2011, 03:56 PM
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RE: R.C Jokes
This was from another guy, but it's funny
A man goes into the airplane section at his hobby shop to get some parts. The man asks the clerk, and then the clerk asked the guy in the backroom. He replied "I ain't got it!" Everybody in the RC car section dives to the floor.
05-16-2012, 04:13 AM
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This one actually happened....
This guys flying his new r/c airplane, all of the sudden he shouts I gotta land!!!! We ask him if something is wrong, his reply was I gotta take a dump.. As we stand there watching him trying passes to make the plane land, he's got both legs crossed and clenching as tight as possible.... After 4 failed landing approaches, he just returns to flying around as normal. I shout to him "you going to land or what?" his reply... I just sh*# myself, I'm just going to keep going.. You can imagine the laughter down the flight line...
This guys flying his new r/c airplane, all of the sudden he shouts I gotta land!!!! We ask him if something is wrong, his reply was I gotta take a dump.. As we stand there watching him trying passes to make the plane land, he's got both legs crossed and clenching as tight as possible.... After 4 failed landing approaches, he just returns to flying around as normal. I shout to him "you going to land or what?" his reply... I just sh*# myself, I'm just going to keep going.. You can imagine the laughter down the flight line...
05-28-2012, 01:02 PM
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RE: R.C Jokes
I use to have a hole list of write up from the USAF airplanes (I know dos'nt exacty fit ) but I thought it might still give someone a chukle.
1. #1 engine is missing
- After short search found #1 eng. on left wing
2. Found evidence of hydralic leak on left main landing gear strut
- evidence removed
3. sounds like a small man wearing tin shoes is running around under cockpit
- Gave small man tennis shoes
4. somthing lost in cockpit
- somthing found and removed
5. Terrain following raidar dose not operate in o.f.f. mode
- fligh as is
1. #1 engine is missing
- After short search found #1 eng. on left wing
2. Found evidence of hydralic leak on left main landing gear strut
- evidence removed
3. sounds like a small man wearing tin shoes is running around under cockpit
- Gave small man tennis shoes
4. somthing lost in cockpit
- somthing found and removed
5. Terrain following raidar dose not operate in o.f.f. mode
- fligh as is
06-07-2012, 03:44 PM
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RE: R.C Jokes
The way to keep from crashing is to always have a trash bag, you only crash when you don't have one. (Same thing with just about anything else-if you don't bring it, you WILL need it. If you do bring it, you won't need it.)
Dave is the clubs entertainment. He comes with an EDF and leaves with a few peices of mangled foam. Every time. (No offence to most people named Dave.)
I get to the flying field and take a break. Then my break is over and I leave. That is why I never fly.
Dave is the clubs entertainment. He comes with an EDF and leaves with a few peices of mangled foam. Every time. (No offence to most people named Dave.)
I get to the flying field and take a break. Then my break is over and I leave. That is why I never fly.
