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Old 12-19-2003, 05:13 PM
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i think it means, no tam, them is trucks
Old 12-19-2003, 05:21 PM
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With Harper's help, you got the third line: "No, Tam, them is trucks."

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Old 12-19-2003, 07:42 PM
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is the second line, "a thousand buzzes in a row"?
Old 12-19-2003, 08:38 PM
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Close, but no cigar.

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Old 12-19-2003, 09:43 PM
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ohh, duh, its "a thousand busses in a row", right. ( i had to read that part about the trucks and I figured it out. I think)
Old 12-19-2003, 09:52 PM
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One line to go.

So far: (grammar and word selection corrected)

See, Cam, there they go.
A thousand busses in a row.

No, Tam, they are trucks,
?????????

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Old 12-20-2003, 12:16 AM
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Does summit meen "some it",
like some it crousin, some it ducks. Lol this is by far the hardest line.
Old 12-20-2003, 12:52 AM
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I'll accept the "Some." Keep trying.

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Old 12-20-2003, 01:13 PM
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some with cows and some with ducks
Old 12-20-2003, 01:13 PM
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Has to Be,
Some might ????, some might ????
Some might cuss is, some might ????
Old 12-20-2003, 03:34 PM
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Jemo:

Congratulations. You got the last line.

See, Cam, there they go.
A thousand busses in a row.

No, Tam, they are trucks,
Some with cows and some with ducks

Now who's going to give us another?

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Old 12-20-2003, 03:43 PM
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Have you seen the new pirate movie???













Its rated "arrrrr". (R)
Old 12-20-2003, 03:54 PM
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Heard about that bad chiropractor??


He was so bad he couldn't crack a smile!




Why dont sharks eat clowns?


Cause they taste funny.


Pretty bad huh?
Old 12-20-2003, 04:20 PM
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Or the GI on leave from Iraq, took a small hand grenade to his family's tennessee farm. Decided to play a joke on his grandfather.

Granddad was in the outhouse, Junior tossed the grenade into the pit underneath.

It went off, blew the outhouse to bits, and the contents of the pit were scattered over a large area.

Junior ran to his granddad, "Are you OK?" he asked.

Grandad looked at him and said "Knew I shouldn't have lit a cigarette after I cut that big one!"

Haw.

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Old 12-22-2003, 06:47 AM
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What do you call a cow with two legs... lean beef
Old 12-23-2003, 10:44 AM
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deduct detail defence without defeat, thats how its done in 5 words ie: the duck detail (as in army detail) the fence without defeat [8D]
Old 12-23-2003, 02:48 PM
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Two Cows in a field. One says to the other: What does a thousand years equal?
Other Cow says "A Moooolineum"
Old 12-23-2003, 03:23 PM
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Okay folks, this thread has gotten a long way from rc. And this site is supposed to be rc only, or at least model related. Now, to get us back in line...

Prominent historic people flying rc combat, and who they would have tied on their streamers -

Joe Stalin - Adolf Hitler
Adolf Hitler - Jese Owens
Cassius Clay/Muhammad Ali - Joe Foreman
KKK member - Jesse Jackson
CEO of General Motors - Ralph (The Nadir) Nader
Hilary Clinton - Bill Clinton
Joe Lieberman - Walter Mondale

That's enough to get started, and it's at least somewhay related to rc.

Your suggestions for fliers and their streamers?

Bill.
Old 12-23-2003, 04:43 PM
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is that like MRDUCKS
Old 01-02-2004, 02:02 PM
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I work in the systems departmenr for a government agency and we use the term P.I.C.N.I.C.

Problem In Chair, Not In Computer.
Old 01-02-2004, 04:19 PM
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More like a problem of brain cells not having active conectivity with each other.

There is a problem here. Between the chair and the person. Are you hovering???
Old 01-03-2004, 01:35 PM
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ORIGINAL: unknown

what the pilot say to his plane before he take off.???????

please dont crash
Hey, I actually do say that to my plane before i fly! I am serious too...

sean
Old 01-03-2004, 10:54 PM
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ya i do to, except mines more like... "when you do crash make sure ure being taped by at least 4 people."
Old 01-04-2004, 09:16 AM
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Tape my crash.

that's a real bad joke.
Old 01-04-2004, 02:45 PM
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What's brown and sticky?


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