milkman

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Your plane wont ask is my tail getting too big

3dandpatternflyer

this is some funny stuff!! LOL

Mhale71

planes dont drain your wallet as fast
they dont whine unless something is rally rong
if a plane gets flat you can fix that

sparow89

-they dont spend $50 bucks a week at the salon
-they don't yell at you when you forgot to mail taxes

GIFLYRC

Planes never say------

YOU LOVE HER MORE THAN ME !

ifixairplanes

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even if it hasn't been cleaned properly, rubbing it only gets the smell of nitro on your hands

Sean

scottfl78

48. Although planes may have birthdays, they don't have anniversaries, and we don't get in trouble for forgetting them.. All we have to remember is to fuel them and charge them..

I said 10 guys... Geez you guys are so insensitive...

icenine

A humpty bump only needs to last a couple seconds !
and a knife edge is usally nonlife threatening

MANFRED

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You can cover a plane any way you want to.


A plane won't talk back to you in sarcastic, degrading, self-serving feminine mumbo jumbo designed to extract huge sums of money from your wallet.

scottfl78

good one! How about.. Your plane won't slap you if you try to do tail touch infront of your buddies...

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but I it might kill its self if you do it badly []

Trombe

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your plane dosen't want to cuddle with you

dioncuda

The plane always let's you hold the remote.

scottfl78

HAHA Good ones guys.. I never thought this thread would last this long...

Trombe

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Yea, but don't let the women see it

Convair340

Many modelers like old, antique airplanes - can men say that about women?
If a the MonoKote starts developing wrinkles, you can fix it - can a man do that to his wife?

Trombe

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planes can't get ahold of your credit cards

iflynething

I had to post on here to bring this back up to the top, and to start gettin e-mails to I can keep up with it...

I don't have one....if I did, they would be stupid.....Well, these are funny anyways.....Keep 'em coming!!

bowencutie

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Alright- this goes the other way also
Planes are better than men.........
1 They never ask for breakfast , lunch and dinner to be prepared.

iflynething

I think that this will be another thing good going.....Lessee where this ends up!!

Mudsurfer1234

i was on the phone with my girlfriend (read my avatar) when i was reading this thread, ALOUD hahaha

but i didn't get to my favorite one before she had to go, i love this one

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scottfl78

your plane won't get mad if you tell her she is a little tail heavy.... [sm=lol.gif]

antslake

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Planes don't get PMS once a month.

If you crash your plane and fix it too many times, and it starts to look bad, you can alway buy another one.

Planes vibrate better than a woman.

You can never have too many planes.

Planes don't carry STD's

A bad day flying is still better than a bad day with your wife.

you can put floats on a plane and take it to the water, I don't know why I think this is funny.

Nitro still smells better than a rag.

Planes don't get yeast infections.

If I play with my plane without gloves, it won't get pregnant.


But a good day with my wife, is still a better than goin flyin, peace.

last12know

if your planes get wrinkles you can use an iron to get them out.