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Old 12-16-2007, 08:04 PM
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actually Isaiah 40:31 I was going to say the same thing you did after some idiot said the same time.

BTW if I have a really strong telescope can I go to the flats hold it level and see the back of my head?

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Old 12-20-2007, 05:58 PM
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Yes, but you would need a couple of mirrors as well.

Or a photograph of the back of your head. Or a video camera with.... I shut up now.
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Old 12-20-2007, 06:00 PM
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ORIGINAL: 3DSAVAGE

did u know that 2+2 doesn't equal 6? or that an alabama senator tried to pass a law that changed the value of pie to 3(he thought it was too complecated)? aren't senators supposed to pass laws that help us, not screw us all?
I hope he was planning on telling the universe pie was changing, or was he only talking about the US??
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Old 12-20-2007, 11:06 PM
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He is not the designated spokesman for North America. There are way too many opinions over here.
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Old 12-21-2007, 03:49 PM
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there are 216 noodles in a can of cambles noodle soup
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Old 12-22-2007, 10:47 AM
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Yes, but you would need a couple of mirrors as well.

Or a photograph of the back of your head. Or a video camera with.... I shut up now.
yah dat rite!
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Old 12-23-2007, 02:37 PM
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Hahaha prolly only us here in the US. You just gotta love some of our Senators. They have the IQ of a freaking Jelly bean. lol
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Old 12-23-2007, 03:55 PM
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Hahaha prolly only us here in the US. You just gotta love some of our Senators. They have the IQ of a freaking Jelly bean. lol
Jelly beans have IQs!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! I am never eating candy again EVER
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Old 12-24-2007, 01:12 PM
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Some of us have waaayyyyy too much time on our hands.But with the subject being what it is,my turn. How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didnt grow in them? How close to the ceiling does a fly get before it flips upside down and lands?
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Old 01-06-2008, 12:20 AM
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Cats are mentioned in the Bible if you use the Anglican or Catholic version with the apochryphal books. Cats are mentioned several times in the Book of Ecclesiasticus also known as The Wisdom of Sirach.

The important relgious fact about cats is that they were worshipped as gods in ancient Egypt. We need to remember this because they have never forgotten.

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Old 01-07-2008, 11:30 AM
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richardcatdaddy,

Could it be 1 km deep? Fly's don't need to go close and flip
they just don't know which way is up or down.

A train traveling near the a speed of light enters a tunnel, which is longer the train or the tunnel?

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Old 01-07-2008, 12:38 PM
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What did I say about cats?

The Egyptians also worshipped frogs and used poo for medicine. [X(]
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Old 01-15-2008, 12:00 AM
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A train traveling near the a speed of light enters a tunnel, which is longer the train or the tunnel?
Yes. [sm=spinnyeyes.gif][sm=lol.gif]


How high is UP, and what do you find when you get there?

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Old 01-21-2008, 11:31 PM
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if youre travelling at the speed of sound and you drop a fart, would you smell it before you heard it?
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Old 01-22-2008, 02:21 PM
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Forrest225

I noticed in your signature that although you've been reading at the college level since fourth grade, you still don't spell too well.
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Old 01-24-2008, 12:14 PM
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At 13 I read a college girl using the brail method. It didn't make me any smarter I just like telling it.

Now that I think about it..........I used the pinch method and now I am a thumb flyer. What went wrong?

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Old 01-24-2008, 01:17 PM
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Dave, it took me a minute to understand what you said there.[sm=tongue_smile.gif]

I would go back and check for spelling errors too.
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Old 01-24-2008, 09:15 PM
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I don't need to check my spelling. I know some of it is wrong. You should have gleened from what I said above I was not the best student. Other things took most of my time.

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Old 01-24-2008, 10:22 PM
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I'm sure there were a few of those words in braile that took a while to master.[sm=wink_smile.gif]
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Old 01-29-2008, 11:36 AM
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You won't find the word "gullible" in the dictionary.
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Old 01-29-2008, 11:45 AM
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Jon,
That is not only useless, it's wrong.
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Old 01-29-2008, 01:13 PM
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You know the point of that joke is to get some gullible person to go check, right?
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Old 01-29-2008, 01:24 PM
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Hey Forrest,

"I am smarter tham you!"

Check your spelling.
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Old 01-29-2008, 05:09 PM
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I still have not mastered the braile when it comes to college girls. Oh well, practice makes perfect.

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Old 01-30-2008, 03:53 PM
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Yeah I would need a ton of time to get good at that brail. But yeah as said practice makes perfect.
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