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Old 02-27-2008, 08:50 PM
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when you blink you blink at almost 11 thousands of a second.

if you blink once every 5 seconds thats 12960 times in a full day

and the average person chews 12 times before swallowing.
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Old 02-27-2008, 10:46 PM
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A broken clock is "right"
twice a day....!
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Old 02-28-2008, 08:49 AM
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A man farts 11 times a day on average and a woman, 5 times.
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Old 02-28-2008, 01:41 PM
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I don't think you blink much when you're sleeping.


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when you blink you blink at almost 11 thousands of a second.

if you blink once every 5 seconds thats 12960 times in a full day

and the average person chews 12 times before swallowing.
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Old 02-28-2008, 06:10 PM
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as in when your up for a complete 24 hours
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Old 08-28-2009, 08:33 PM
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My favorite of all time is the hot water heater episode! That was crazy!
My son and I love to watch that and Dirty Jobs. The new Smash Lab is pretty lame. They do some neat experiments but spend too much time on cameos and drama.
Here's a useless fact; I met Mike Rowe and the entire Dirty Jobs crew at Chipotle
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Old 11-16-2009, 10:27 PM
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What color fur does a polar bear have? It's cheating if you Google it.

David
It's black, and no, I didn't cheat. (At least someone pays attention to the science lesson)

Haha polar bears have BLACK FUR?
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Old 11-17-2009, 01:58 AM
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Peanut Butter was invented as a dietary suppliment for people with bad or no teeth....
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Old 11-17-2009, 11:45 AM
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That black polar bear might not have been getting enough peanut butter in his diet !

I do believe the polar bears SKIN is black however ! hahahahah

And I THOUGHT I read someone had proved a heavier object DOES fall faster..even in a vacum, but the difference is almost immeasurable.

I always figured if a heavier pinewood derby car was faster, than a heavier object would fall faster Don't go and change science on my opinions though !
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Old 11-18-2009, 05:14 PM
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Wy wife tells me i fart a lot more than 11 times a day!!!

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Did you know they have brail on the key pads of drive thru ATM's? It's true, I saw it myself at a local bank once.

Do you know why the external fuel tank on the space shuttle is the size it is? Because it's the largest size they can put on a rail car or truck and ship back across the country after it is ejected and recovered. Do you know why train rails are the distance apart that they are? Why not wider? Because when trains and the rails were first implemented they had to be compatible with wagons, so they are the same width that wagons were. Why were wagons made the width they were? It was carried over from the design of Roman chariots because it worked well with a team of horses. Why were Roman Chariots made that width? Because of the width of the team of horses that pulled them. So in conclusion, the space shuttle is designed around a horse's ass.
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Old 11-19-2009, 12:22 PM
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There are 336 dimples on a golfball, 330 dimples on a golfball in Europe.
118 ridges on a dime, 119 ridges on a quarter
Warren Beatey(sp?) and Shirley Mclaine are brother and sister.
Top shoplifted book: bible.
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Mark twain was born on and died on days when Haleys comet could be seen.(which he predicted)
5 popes have died while having sex... odd...
humming birds cant walk.
postage stamps in israel are "Kosher"
there are more english speaking people in china than all of the united states.
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Old 11-19-2009, 04:49 PM
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I had forgotten that fact on Mark twain, very interesting story.

I am still trying to recover over the fact that everything was designed around the width of a horses's *ss

It does seem like many family get togethers revolve around them as well !
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I had forgotten that fact on Mark twain, very interesting story.

I am still trying to recover over the fact that everything was designed around the width of a horses's *ss

It does seem like many family get togethers revolve around them as well !

LMAO, how true, in my family get togethers, its usually one of my sister-in-law's husbands or boyfriends!
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Old 12-26-2009, 11:51 PM
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a word or phrase that reads the same backward as forward is called a palindrome.
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Old 12-29-2009, 07:27 AM
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I think the polar bear's fur is clear.
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Old 12-29-2009, 08:36 AM
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You are correct Japan3d
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Old 12-30-2009, 07:48 PM
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A man farts 11 times a day on average and a woman, 5 times.
Not according to my Hubby.
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Old 01-09-2010, 07:57 PM
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I awoke and felt a strange lump on my right buttock cheek! Started scratching it and it fell off into my hand. After looking, it was a, 'inspected by 22' sticker. Came from my new 7 pack of Envoy underwear from Kmart.

I told people this is what I got for Christmas in the what did you get for Christmas thread?
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10x8, that certainly qualifies as useless information. Maybe too much information. LoL
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1. If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

2. If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

3. The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

4. A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

5. A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)

6. Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour

7. The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off

8. The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.

9. The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

10. Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

11. Butterflies taste with their feet.

12. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

13. Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.

14. Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

15. A cat's urine glows under a black light.

16. An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

17. Starfish have no brains

18. Polar bears are left-handed.

19. Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

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My favorite of all time is the hot water heater episode! That was crazy!
My son and I love to watch that and Dirty Jobs. The new Smash Lab is pretty lame. They do some neat experiments but spend too much time on cameos and drama.
No such thing as a hot water heater
why would you want to heat hot water
its a water heater
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1. If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

2. If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

3. The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

4. A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

5. A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)

6. Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour

7. The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off

8. The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.

9. The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

10. Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

11. Butterflies taste with their feet.

12. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

13. Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.

14. Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

15. A cat's urine glows under a black light.

16. An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

17. Starfish have no brains

18. Polar bears are left-handed.

19. Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

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Some of that is very disturbing...
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8. The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.




That would only be true if the human were just over 10 1/4 INCHES tall.
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