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Old 04-11-2005, 08:19 PM
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Default One of the most deadly substances known to man.

So, I'm at work.

We are having a "Lite" conversations about "Dirty Bombs" and other potential threats ....and the conversation turns to what kind of things would be used in a potential "Diry Bomb".

I remember back to my Physics lessons, and say "Well..you know what one of the most deadly substances known to man is?"

I was about to say "Plutonium." when from the next room...as clear as day..

Someone yells...."WEDDING CAKE!!!!!"

Talk about cracking up....all of us were about on the floor!

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Old 04-12-2005, 03:20 AM
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berylium[]
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Old 04-12-2005, 07:50 AM
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Nah, beryllium isn't that bad.... Just messes up your lungs with long term exposure...

Plutonium probably would have been the answer up until a couple years back... I'd say now it would definately be antimatter... I'm not sure what they have been successful at making more recently (haven't really be keeping up), but I know at least a year and a half ago or more someone was able to make something like 50k atoms of antihydrogen.... Nasty Nasty stuff..
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Old 04-12-2005, 01:03 PM
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Along with the cake goes the toughest language, "I do"
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Old 04-12-2005, 03:15 PM
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Gents,

C/A must rank in the top 10!

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Old 04-12-2005, 04:33 PM
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what about mercury? I think thats pretty deadly isnt it?
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Old 04-12-2005, 06:14 PM
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^^ Quick silver.
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what about mercury? I think thats pretty deadly isnt it?
deadly for poisoning sure... but plutonium can getcha without even touching it... Free radicals! Nasty Nasty... Breaking down cells, causing mutations within the cells, etc..etc..etc... Antimatter though is a WHOLE different story... Any matter that touches antimatter is totally annihalated and converted to energy... It's a 100% effiecient reaction... In other words... You don't stand a chance... LOL
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WOMEN.. i rest my case LOLOLOL
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Old 04-14-2005, 04:34 PM
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...Antimatter though is a WHOLE different story... Any matter that touches antimatter is totally annihalated and converted to energy... It's a 100% effiecient reaction... In other words... You don't stand a chance... LOL

we can do that nowadays? sounds like some bad Sci-Fi
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Old 04-14-2005, 07:12 PM
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Nope. LarryQ had it right to begin with. Wedding Cake takes the cake.
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Old 04-15-2005, 12:32 PM
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Wedding Cake takes the cake.
That was possibly the worst pun ever. People like you should be rounded up and shot...
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Wedding cake can be quite deadly, I'll admit, but it doesn't kill everybody. It is, however, guaranteed to function as the worlds most effective libido destroyer known to (wo)man. You have been warned.
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1) funflyphil and myself trading the TX in the air with his 25% Edge (gotta try that inverted 2 ft off the deck LOL)

2) helicopters[:@][:@][:@][:@][:@][:@][:@][:@][:@][:@]

3) funflyphil and myself trading the TX in the air with a helicopter KE slide (neither one of us knows how to fly)
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Workplace Hazardous Materials Information System

Material Safety Data Sheet: Woman

A Chemical Hazard

Element: Woman

Discovered: Adam.

Datam undetermined

Atomic Mass
Accepted as 118lb but known to vary from 100 to 550lb

Occurence
Copious quantities in all urban areas

Physical Properties:
Surfaces usually covered with painted film
Boils at nothing, freezes without reason
Melts if given special treatment
Found in various states from virgin metal to common ore

Chemical Properties:
Has great affinity for gold, silver, platinum and precious metals
Absorbs great quanities of expensive substances
May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason
Insoluable in liquids but activity greatly increases by saturation in alcohol
Most powerful money reducing agent known to man

Common Uses:
Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars
Can be a great aid to relaxation

Tests:
Pure specimen turns pink when discovered in natural state
Turns green when placed beside a better specimen

Hazards:
Highly dangerous except in experienced hands
Illegal to possess more than one, although desirable
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Man that hard to beat,
But on the truly hazardous side, may I re-phrase, on ANOTHER hazardous side Berylium Oxide, which can easily be made airbourne/airborn.
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Old 04-27-2005, 03:57 PM
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Lipstick can get you killed or seriously injured. It may be perfectly safe on its own, but when it mixes with the above mentioned element 'Woman' the results can be explosive. For example, before you get home from work, smear some on your collar. When your wife see's it, *KABOOM*. The same goes for perfume and love letters.
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Old 04-28-2005, 11:57 AM
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LOL!!!!! I'm loving this thread!
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Old 04-29-2005, 09:37 AM
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Most powerful money reducing agent known to man
Next to RC flying
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Old 04-29-2005, 09:53 AM
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How about a vacuum! I see people get this in there head and nothing is more dangerous

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Old 05-07-2005, 07:31 AM
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Material Safety Data Sheet: Woman
I retired about 8 years ago after 37 years as Lecturer at the local college. i spent the last 12 years as college Safety Officer (half time) There were many situations/events etc, some serious some interesting and some humerous but this really ranks high in my mental collection of minutiae. Thanks very much.

An example of what I collected mentally was the excuse of a student for being late to a lecture: "The train had a puncture", that I found sufficiently original that he was congratulated and excused. Never happened before or since.

I shall attempt to formalise my memories of my Fathers fund of stories of his Full Sized aircraft experiences in Imperial Airways, but for now, a taster.

Before British European Airways (BEA) and before British Overseas Airways Corporation (BOAC). I don't know all the circumstances but I recall he went to a Dance where the Pilots of Mercury and Mia (1930s Mail Piggy back aircraft) were in their cups running around the dance floor, Mercury Pilot on the shoulders of Mia Pilot both with their arms extended making engine noises to the consternation of the Airline Officials and other dignitaries who were present. There may be better to come "I hope."
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Old 05-10-2005, 08:22 PM
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The most dangerous thing on earth would have to be the kid who sits behind me in class. that or something that was probably in a michael Chrichton novel
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Old 05-17-2005, 10:21 AM
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Another vote for FEMALES[:-]
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The most dangerous susbstance known to man is - wait for it ----- black ink

My life ends when the ink on the credit card bill makes contact with my wife's hand. Atomic bombs have thexplosive power of a dead glow plug compared to her wrath!!
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