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Old 02-03-2006, 02:39 PM
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A few days ago i was flying out at a new field i found, and a lady and her kid walked up to me, which for most rc pilots is a normal occurance. Anyhow, the lady started asking the regular set of questions, such as price, speed, easy/hard, etc, and then she asked me if it was running on gas... When i told her it was electric, she stared at me for about 3 minutes, with a funny look on her face. Finallly she said and i quote- "if it's electric wheres the cord?". I almost crashed my plane i was laughing so hard, but i managed set it down about 10 feet from me, and taxi over to where we were standing. Having made no reply but laughter, i assume she was starting to get aggrivated, form her "humphs" and sighs. I pulled my battery out, and showed it to her, and she(of course) asked what it was; I answered "We call them Batteries!" and the look on her face went straight to Embarassment. The scarry part to me was that she wasnt blonde.
Old 02-03-2006, 03:26 PM
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OMG GHHAHAHAHHA
Old 02-03-2006, 03:46 PM
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PFFFFFT (milk spewing out nose) (cough) (cough) HAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh man...thats a future darwin award winner. Sometimes I wonder how people like that actually make it through life.
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man, the embarrassment is too funny! " we call them batteries"
Old 02-03-2006, 07:05 PM
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[sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif]

You owe me a new monitor and keyboard.
Old 02-03-2006, 10:20 PM
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I'm glad I did not read this infront of my big 22" monitor. WOW. [sm=spinnyeyes.gif]
Old 02-04-2006, 01:31 AM
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yeah them old school cord planes just don't work as well as these new fangled "battery" electronics
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LMAO[sm=lol.gif]LMAO[sm=lol.gif]LMAO[sm=lol.gif]LMAO[sm=lol.gif]LMAO
Old 02-04-2006, 11:50 AM
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Behold folks, a new speciment. The missing link!!!![sm=idea.gif]



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BTW, you owe me a new keyboard also
Old 02-04-2006, 02:33 PM
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Hair Dye and you should never have showed her your battery
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bdavison asked the perfect question. As well as the Darwin Award I'll bet she had a drivers license too. That's scary and funny at the same time.
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The corded ones are control line...
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She was used to the indoor heli that flys with the umbilical cord.
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The really scary part is ... They have allowed her to reproduce.
I'm still wiping my coffee off my monitor.. Hope the keyboard survives and doesn't crap out due to the spewed coffee3awhoipkl[;]\
Old 02-07-2006, 08:54 PM
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Hey now, dont sue me because you happened to be eating or drinking while reading my post. As i recall you mom told you not to do that around the computer anyhow!
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Wow.....wow. How do people get that stupid? I mean, at some point in life, doesn't somebody just tell them? Do they just go through life in apathy and ingnorance of their condition? I understand that she probably knows little or nothing about R/C, but a CORD?!?! I think I need to go change my underwear....the front is a little on the yellow side, and they aren't Spongebob boxers. I can't quit laughing! You have to wonder if that woman ever walks out of the house with her pants over her head and wearing her shirt as pants.
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It's a good thing the hurricane prepardeness guides specify having BATTERY operated as opposed to electrically operated flashlights, radios and TVs' on hand or there would be some serious head scratchin' going on!
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(falls out of chair; MAJOR laughing)
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ORIGINAL: viperdude
she stared at me for about 3 minutes, with a funny look on her face. Finallly she said and i quote- "if it's electric wheres the cord?".... Having made no reply but laughter, i assume she was starting to get aggrivated, form her "humphs" and sighs.
these are the best parts , heh absolutely golden
how old did this woman look, was she from a few generations back?
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It's hard to really form an opinion without a pic. Was she hot? Single? Got a number?
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dude, she's got a kid!

besides, i think that she was either in embarassment or in wonder, like 'oooh ... batt..err..iee....'
hm what would she have said if you told her that its running of a battery straight away
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That was a MILFS
"Mom I'd like to friggin Sterilize"

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