hardlanding7

FUN THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR

1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and
muttering, "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World"
incessantly.

3. Crack open your briefcase or purse and, while peering
inside, ask: "Got enough air in there?"

4. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator.
Wear yours upside down.

5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the
wall, without getting off.

6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank
the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by
themselves.

7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm
handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

8. Stare, grinning at another passenger for awhile, then
announce: "I've got new socks on!". Meow occasionally.

9. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your
nose.

10. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the
side.

11. Stare at another passenger for awhile, then announce,
"You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of
the elevator.

12. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the
other passengers.

13. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is
that your beeper?"

14. Say "Ding!" at each floor.

15. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red
buttons.

16. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

17. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and
announce to the other passengers that this is your
"personal space."

18. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more
suitable host body."

19. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

jack01

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HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Cummins

HA HA!

Fletch124

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how about some elevator tag, now that fun! By the way i'm 15. hehe

TC3 Dude

if you want more funny jokes / stories, go to www.jokes.com its got like thousands of jokes and stuff.

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Iturnright

Try gprime.net "Elevator disco"

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Icebird

In my younger days, we used to have a LOT of fun in elevators. I lost several girlfriends in elevators! Perhaps it had something to do with saying something to the effect of "I still think we should decide on the price before we get to the room" when there were other people on the elevator with us!

My all time favorite was this though. We would be on the elevator, and someone else would get on. As the doors closed, I'd talk like I was continuing with a conversation we had already started. "So anyway, there she was, in the middle of the floor, in a pool of blood, with a knife in her back! I mean, what could I do, if I took off, somebody would see me, and if I called the cops, they'd probably blame me. I was stuck" At this point, my accomplice would mutter something about my being right, and hopefully, the elevator was near where we were getting off. One time one of the other passengers even asked if that was the one that was in the newspaper. Obviously it wasn't, so I simply said that this one wasn't made public. We had many a laugh over those.

Jim

LarryQ

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OK..this is an oldy.......Rude...And you've gotta have COCONUTS to pull it off....
You also need to WAIT for the perfect time to pull it!

Get on an elevator.....If your lucky, only you, and a COMPLETE STRANGER, young, attractive woman will get on at the same time.....Or she might come on at a floor you had not planned on stopping.

When the doors close, it gets quiet, and it's just you and her...look at her sincerely and say....

"You know, Pardon me, but..you are the most beautiful Pregnant woman I have ever seen".

She will most likely become totally indignant..and say....."I Am NOT Pregnant!"

Thats when you say.."Well...your not off the elevator YET".

If you do this..I'm not going to bail your butt out of jail.....but rest assured....you will be a legend.


I can't believe what I just wrote!

Lary

cwrr5

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HA! I like that... I'll have to try that someday!

**MilkMachine**

Hmmmmmm, im in a motel now.... and there is an elevator about 100 feet from me.... (leaves to play in elevator)

GRANT ED

He he, I like numer 18 in post 2 [8D]

bubbagates

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LMAO...[X(][sm=thumbup.gif]

Stripe 1

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Fart and look at someone else like they done it.

Bri6791

yeah, 18 is funny. heres some more jokes, but not on an elevator... [link=http://goyk.com/text.asp?id=168]45 Things to do in a college shower[/link], and [link=http://goyk.com/text.asp?id=5]500 ways to annoy your roommate[/link]. [8D]

Kapraxis

kay larry, whats with da coconuts?

Notgwb

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Hahahaha

pauliox1

ok you need a cd player/mp3 player etc for this one. get some kind of self help tape, about your rather large painful piles etc. just play it really loud through your ear phones everyone will be silent, you'll get brilliant looks

i can remember when me and a friend got in an elevator pulled out sleeping bags and procedded to camp in the elevator we stayed there for a good 30 minutes before security woke us up [:@]

but omg the best one ever get a long cylinder object and stuff it don't your trousers simulating an excited lower region. and stand right next to the door and let the doors shut on it they'll either close and crush your manhood or will just keep opening the doors. stand there oblivious that anythings happening. omg that was sooooooo funny.

theres many more but i can't be bothered to type them out right now.

monsterman1791

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omg post num 8 13 and 17 are funny i should try the camping one one day