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10-28-2013, 03:23 PM

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You can pick your nose. You can pick your friends. You just can't pick your friend's nose!

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10-29-2013, 04:29 AM

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You can pick your nose. You can pick your friends. You just can't pick your friend's nose!

It didn't stop my teenager from trying though!

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10-30-2013, 02:58 PM

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Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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11-06-2013, 08:18 PM

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man who passes airport turnstile sideways - going to bangkok .

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11-07-2013, 12:56 PM

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I don't fly 3D, I fly 3C: cover, crouch, crash

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11-11-2013, 07:18 AM

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'ladies and gentlemen , we will be landing shortly . please return the hostess to the upright position and thats no way to treat a tray table '

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11-11-2013, 05:26 PM

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It worked great till I fixed it.

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11-12-2013, 06:28 AM

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It worked great till I fixed it.

I resemble that comment!

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12-08-2013, 02:36 PM

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Nobody wants to see a crash but, nobody wants to miss one either.

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12-09-2013, 07:47 AM

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Nobody wants to see a crash but, nobody wants to miss one either.

If that wasn't true NASCAR would be out of business!

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12-09-2013, 08:22 AM

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NASCAR has loaned a One Liner to the Wiener Dog Races too:

"Some come for the crashes"

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12-15-2013, 07:20 AM

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He who walks in front of a moving car gets tired!!!

He who walks behind a moving car gets exhausted

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12-16-2013, 07:08 AM

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This kind of follows RCNUT75 comment: If you aren't the leader of the pack the scenery is always the same!

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12-23-2013, 09:33 AM

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woman wanted, good looks not important, must have RC airplanes, please send pictures of planes.

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12-26-2013, 05:48 PM

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Flying, because golf, baseball, basketball, soccer and football takes only one ball.

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02-13-2014, 09:39 AM

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Here in Eastern NC when the motor quits it "comes uncranked"

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02-13-2014, 02:36 PM

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Here in Eastern NC when the motor quits it "comes uncranked"

So does that mean when they are running they are cranky?

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02-17-2014, 10:48 PM

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Few women admit their age; even fewer men act it.
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep.

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02-18-2014, 02:04 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by iflircaircraft

You'll always find something as soon as you stop looking.
You'll find something you lost in the last place you look.
It's probably right where you left it.

An exacto knife will always fall point down.

A power Drill will always land on the point of the bit!

C/A glue will always flow toward your finger(s)

Tight is TIGHT..too tight is Broke

You will never file a flat spot in the correct spot.

the hmuan brian is amzaing...if the frist and lsat letters are corerct and all the lerttes are present , one can raed it.

All very funny. That top one is absolutely perfect. About 3 weeks ago, I could not find what I did with my glasses, bifocal and needed for distant RC flying. Left eye is 20-10 and right eye is 20-30. I have looked and looked for the glasses. I finally took out my spare ones, contacted my eye Doctor, was set up to get new pair. Had a check-up about 3 months ago so I was just getting another pair. NEVER be without glasses because then it will be a perfect day to RC.
Yesterday I was in my barn workshop. Needed to get some small screws in a rack in a large set of racks. Then I wondered what was in a box about 9" square. Opened it and saw some boxes of new servos purchased before Christmas. Wondered what was in that rolled-up cloth. YEP there were my glasses. I then remembered that I had placed them in the box for safe keeping while I worked on a model using me close-in el-cheapo glasses (plastics).
Really rather funny. Found 'em yesterday and here I read your article today. THANKS

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03-17-2014, 04:05 PM

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Itil fit in the car better now.

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03-19-2014, 08:21 PM

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Originally Posted by grbaker

Helicopters can't fly, they're just so ugly that the earth repels them.

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03-27-2014, 05:54 AM

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"I'm not superstitious ..... but ..... I'm a little 'stitious." "knock on balsa"

others that I DO NOT take credit for but love.

"Take off's are optional, landings are mandatory"

"Helicopters don't fly, they beat the air into submission"

"I had a mid air collision with the ground"