HUMOR: Reasons why airplanes are easier to live with than women
08-30-2007, 05:58 AM
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HUMOR: Reasons why airplanes are easier to live with than women
I didn't know where to post this - hope this forum was OK.
Disclaimer: No offense to women intended, these are jokes.
Reasons why airplanes are easier to live with than women
1) Airplanes usually kill you quickly - a woman takes her time.
2) Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch.
3) Airplanes don't get mad if you do a "touch and go."
4) Airplanes don't object to a preflight inspection.
5) Airplanes come with manuals to explain their operation.
6) Airplanes have strict weight and balance limitations.
7) Airplanes can be flown any time of the month.
8) Airplanes don't come with in-laws.
9) Airplanes don't care about how many other airplanes you've flown before.
10) Airplanes and pilots both arrive at the same time.
11) Airplanes don't mind if you look at other airplanes.
12) Airplanes don't mind if you buy airplane magazines.
13) Airplanes expect to be tied down.
14) Airplanes don't comment on your piloting skills.
15) Airplanes don't whine unless something is really wrong.
16) However, when airplanes go quiet, just like women, it's usually not good.
Disclaimer: No offense to women intended, these are jokes.
Reasons why airplanes are easier to live with than women
1) Airplanes usually kill you quickly - a woman takes her time.
2) Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch.
3) Airplanes don't get mad if you do a "touch and go."
4) Airplanes don't object to a preflight inspection.
5) Airplanes come with manuals to explain their operation.
6) Airplanes have strict weight and balance limitations.
7) Airplanes can be flown any time of the month.
8) Airplanes don't come with in-laws.
9) Airplanes don't care about how many other airplanes you've flown before.
10) Airplanes and pilots both arrive at the same time.
11) Airplanes don't mind if you look at other airplanes.
12) Airplanes don't mind if you buy airplane magazines.
13) Airplanes expect to be tied down.
14) Airplanes don't comment on your piloting skills.
15) Airplanes don't whine unless something is really wrong.
16) However, when airplanes go quiet, just like women, it's usually not good.
08-30-2007, 08:47 AM
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RE: HUMOR: Reasons why airplanes are easier to live with than women
Some clever ones in there!
My wife's comment was "grrr."
But she sends me "why *whatever* is better than men" stuff all the time.
My wife's comment was "grrr."
But she sends me "why *whatever* is better than men" stuff all the time.
08-30-2007, 07:08 PM
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RE: HUMOR: Reasons why airplanes are easier to live with than women
Here is another one:
Airplanes are easier to get rid of
Airplanes don't waste your money without you permission - everything is controlled by you!
Airplanes are easier to get rid of
Airplanes don't waste your money without you permission - everything is controlled by you!
09-12-2007, 01:57 PM
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RE: HUMOR: Reasons why airplanes are easier to live with than women
Airplanes don't mind when you turn them over.
Airplanes don't age in looks.
Airplanes sound nice when they talk/ramble.
Airplanes give all their attention to you.
Airplanes do what you tell them to do. And you even have a remote!
Airplanes go where you want them to without any complaint.
Airplanes are easier to make than babies.
Airplanes never complain about you going flying.
Airplanes don't age in looks.
Airplanes sound nice when they talk/ramble.
Airplanes give all their attention to you.
Airplanes do what you tell them to do. And you even have a remote!
Airplanes go where you want them to without any complaint.
Airplanes are easier to make than babies.
Airplanes never complain about you going flying.
09-28-2007, 04:43 PM
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RE: HUMOR: Reasons why airplanes are easier to live with than women
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very very funny my friend..
I will show some motives to my wife in order that I permit be going to fly the weekend
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jaja
xaulin!!!!
very very funny my friend..
I will show some motives to my wife in order that I permit be going to fly the weekend
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jaja
xaulin!!!!
10-06-2007, 11:43 PM
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RE: HUMOR: Reasons why airplanes are easier to live with than women
ORIGINAL: stinger40
Airplanes don't mind when you turn them over.
Airplanes don't age in looks.
Airplanes sound nice when they talk/ramble.
Airplanes give all their attention to you.
Airplanes do what you tell them to do. And you even have a remote!
Airplanes go where you want them to without any complaint.
--->Airplanes are easier to make than babies.<-------
Airplanes never complain about you going flying.
Airplanes don't mind when you turn them over.
Airplanes don't age in looks.
Airplanes sound nice when they talk/ramble.
Airplanes give all their attention to you.
Airplanes do what you tell them to do. And you even have a remote!
Airplanes go where you want them to without any complaint.
--->Airplanes are easier to make than babies.<-------
Airplanes never complain about you going flying.
10-11-2007, 12:28 PM
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RE: HUMOR: Reasons why airplanes are easier to live with than women
ORIGINAL: bingo field
Making them maybe, but how do you make them fly? .... Not so easy....
Making them maybe, but how do you make them fly? .... Not so easy....
LOL!
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RE: HUMOR: Reasons why airplanes are easier to live with than women
YOU CAN HAVE AS MANY AIRPLANES AS YOU LIKE AND FLY ANYONE WHEN AND AS MUCH AS YOU LIKE.
YOU JUST HANG THEM UP WHEN YOU ARE FINISHED FLYING
YOU JUST HANG THEM UP WHEN YOU ARE FINISHED FLYING
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RE: HUMOR: Reasons why airplanes are easier to live with than women
Reasons why airplanes are easier to live with than women
2) Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch.
3) Airplanes don't get mad if you do a "touch and go."
5) Airplanes come with manuals to explain their operation.
13) Airplanes expect to be tied down.
MY favorites. LOL very funny stuff
2) Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch.
3) Airplanes don't get mad if you do a "touch and go."
5) Airplanes come with manuals to explain their operation.
13) Airplanes expect to be tied down.
MY favorites. LOL very funny stuff
12-01-2007, 06:54 PM
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RE: HUMOR: Reasons why airplanes are easier to live with than women
You forgot one:
Airplanes don't take half of everything you own when they leave you forever, just what they have with them when they go.
Airplanes don't take half of everything you own when they leave you forever, just what they have with them when they go.
12-05-2007, 05:05 PM
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RE: HUMOR: Reasons why airplanes are easier to live with than women
When you get tired of an airplane,you can sell it or even give it away.
Airplanes don't get mad when you curse at them when they irritate you.
Airplanes don't want to "cuddle" afterwards.
Airplanes don't get mad when you curse at them when they irritate you.
Airplanes don't want to "cuddle" afterwards.
12-12-2007, 06:08 PM
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RE: HUMOR: Reasons why airplanes are easier to live with than women
Airplanes don't tell you everything is Ok when it's not, if their out of fuel you know about it!!!
Airplanes don't warm their, errr, undercarriage on you on a cold night.
Airplanes don't want to watch soaps.
Airplanes don't warm their, errr, undercarriage on you on a cold night.
Airplanes don't want to watch soaps.